Last week, while test marketing my patented re-usable Kleenex™ with the local men of Schnauz Lodge #492, I saw this billboard: Wow! A forty-two foot TV? Who doesn’t want to win one of those? Mr. Nanny Goats and I have decided to enter this contest because if they’re giving away one a day for a [...]
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The Museum Exhibits in New York They Don’t Want You To Know About
When Kathcom over at Magick Sandwich recommended I go see the “kooky genius” that is Buckminster Fuller at the Whitney Museum in Manhattan, she failed to mention that I would bear witness to one of the biggest hoaxes known to man. That’s right, the “kooky genius” architect, father of all things geodesic, is the brains [...]
Coming This Summer to a Blog Near You: The Remodel
My bathroom hasn’t been cleaned in months. You may or may not be asking why. Well, ever since demolition was scheduled in February, I keep thinking: what’s the point of scraping all this mildew off the peeling walls and what’s this black gunk all over the grout, and is that a dead mouse in the [...]
