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How Do You Let Go of Your Children?

I cared for her. I fed her. I cleaned her little bottom. Okay, I paid people to clean her little bottom. But one heartbreaking day several weeks ago, I had to give her up for adoption. I’m talking, of course, about my baby, little Jade Mica. Here she is at Carmax, the adoption agency: Notice [...]

NGIP “Sits” Down With Saltwater Buddha, Jaimal Yogis

When I “sat” down with Saltwater Buddha author, Jaimal Yogis (yes that’s his real name), I half expected the first words out of his mouth to be something like, “It is what is, dude.” Or “What’s the sound of one surfboard clapping?” Rather, he was very cool. It was I who was the complete interviewing [...]

What the Heck’s Tex-Mex?

Whenever I walk into a restaurant these days I feel compelled to comment on how many people it contains. If it is crowded I dramatically ask the Heavens, “Where is this so-called ‘bad economy’ about which everyone speaks?” Alternatively, if it is sparse, I marvel at how well the restaurant is surviving in spite of [...]

Someone Threw Tiny Panties at Me. And I Wasn’t Even on Stage!

I believe it was just outside the ballroom at the Sheraton Hotel in Chicago, the location of this year’s BlogHer conference, where I felt a tugging at the bottom of my mink stole – you know, the ones that came in the swag bags for the Elitist All-Stars I’m So Way Awesomer Than You Party [...]

Chivalrouslessness in Thieves. And that Rachel Ray Giveaway.

If you found an inanimate object, say for example, oh I don’t know, a little black notebook in one of the conference areas at the Sheraton Hotel in Chicago, a notebook that did not belong to you, as evidenced by the contact information on the inside cover that is NOT YOUR NAME and NOT YOUR [...]

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