[Author's Note: due to some confusion by some readers, let me clarify that the story below is just a silly made-up piece of fiction. OK, as you were...] My boyfriend can stand still for hours. In fact, he’s so good at it, he does it for a living. Must have been all those years in [...]
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I May Be Unemployed, But I’ve Got Big Plans
Welcome to my first week of unemployment! After being wait-listed for eleven long months, the repairman finally came by to fix my Wayback and Forward Time Traveler 6000. Some jerk stepped on a butterfly last year and everyone’s time machine went on the fritz. Why is there always one guy who has to blow it for everybody? [...]
Can Goats Get Catty? Yes We Can.
I’m not bitter or anything, but I think the deck is stacked against you if a beauty pageant is hosted in a foreign country. While I was honored to have participated as America’s representative in the Most Beautiful Goat Competition held this past weekend in some middle eastern country, I found their integrity regarding pageant [...]
Who Says Size Doesn’t Matter?
Last week, while test marketing my patented re-usable Kleenex™ with the local men of Schnauz Lodge #492, I saw this billboard: Wow! A forty-two foot TV? Who doesn’t want to win one of those? Mr. Nanny Goats and I have decided to enter this contest because if they’re giving away one a day for a [...]
