For some strange reason, I always think that the B-Holes of society grow out of life’s phases right along with me. I’m repeatedly surprised to hear that children still bully each other, as if I thought the notion were reserved for the 1970s. Shouldn’t bullying be considered cliche by now? I mean, where are juvenile [...]
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Employment is For the Birds
Unemployment is high enough already that we don’t need people out there exacerbating the issue by hiring animals to do the work. And I don’t want to hear anybody trying to correct me by saying, “Oh, we use the term ‘human-challenged’”. Have you heard about the new reality show called Aviarian Idol? They only hire [...]
A Post About Nothing
Your phone rings. Caller ID says it’s Umbert. You think, Jeez, that’s the third time he’s called today. Ugh, better answer it. You: Hello? Umbert: Hey, whatcha doin’? You: Nothing. Umbert: … You: You? Umbert: Oh, nothing. And that’s why you never answer the phone when Umbert calls. I mean, he’s a nice guy and [...]
What NOT To Do on Maui
Five days into our Maui vacation and we were bored out of our minds. Bored, bored, bored. I mean you can only see so many whales, sunsets, waterfalls, and volcanos (YAWN! Am I right?). So we decided to go off the beaten path. There’s this place we found called Aloha Joe’s Fly-By-Night Maui Vacation and [...]
