When’s the last time your boobs announced themselves as you entered a room? You too, gals. I’m here to tell you that when I walk into a room, heads turn. I attract attention, yo. And it’s all because of my new Barely There No Slip Fit® bra. Unfortunately, it is less because of the way [...]
fashion
Necklace? What Necklace?
Entertainment Weekly has this page called “News Style & Notes Hunter” where readers allegedly see some fashion item on a celebrity and then write in asking where they can get the same thing. Because people can’t dress themselves without emailing a magazine inquiring about fashion and then waiting 3-6 months for a reply, at which [...]
Stop What You’re Doin’, Cuz I’m About to Ruin, the Image and the Style That You’re Used To
I was wearing my mermaid costume, working out to a Richard Simmons Swingin’ It Thru the 70′s exercise video with the front door wide open, when the mailman finally arrived. He had a package whose delivery was initiated by the man who lives in my house. Woo-hoo! A surprise gift! Can I get a holla! [...]
At the Intersection of Homelessness and Vanity
Shoes White People Like
Folsom, California is one of those suburbs that seem to be made up of white, SUV-driving, stay-at-home, soccer moms. Rumor has it the city council tried to change the town’s name to Stepford. And when the editors at Stuff White People Like look for material, they infiltrate Folsom and take notes. Now, Folsom isn’t racist [...]
