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Another Slight Case of Murder

There I was, barreling down Highway 50 west in Sacramento, approaching the crazy downtown freeway interchange where I’m about to switch to Highway 99 south. This requires complete mental focus. You can’t be on the cell phone. You need both hands. You need flexible neck muscles for checking, double-checking, and triple checking that blind spot. [...]

Marrying George Clooney With a Free Lunch

Someone once said that if you’re going to San Francisco, be sure to wear some flowers in your hair. What they don’t tell you is that if you do put flowers in your hair and they are two dozen long stem red roses, be sure and de-thorn them first. Well, live and learn, I guess. [...]

The Eye-Five. And Other Drive-By Shootings.

Driving to Los Angeles from Sacramento is like being hung by your fingernails for six hours, minus the joy.   If you’re from Sacramento, the infinite swath of asphalt is called I-5. If you’re from Los Angeles, it’s called “The” 5. If you live in both cities, like me, you spend many years being overly self-conscious [...]

My Karma Just Ran Over Your Dogma

Plenty of us have plowed over an animal or two with our car, but is it some kind of “girl thing” to completely freak out when it happens? Or have some of you menfolk also blubbered over the murder and/or destruction of one of God’s fine creatures? Los Cuatro Ojos offers up this freaking out [...]

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