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Are Starbucks’ Arms Like Pinocchio’s Nose?

In our delusion of self-importance, yet outlandish abuse of power wielded over the masses, we bloggers must hold ourselves to the highest standards of journalism. If our children say the darndest things, we’re there — and preferably with a video camera. We document the minutiae of our daily lives and deliver it you, on time [...]

NGIP “Sits” Down With Saltwater Buddha, Jaimal Yogis

When I “sat” down with Saltwater Buddha author, Jaimal Yogis (yes that’s his real name), I half expected the first words out of his mouth to be something like, “It is what is, dude.” Or “What’s the sound of one surfboard clapping?” Rather, he was very cool. It was I who was the complete interviewing [...]

Oh Yeah? How Long Has It Been Since YOU Took a Bath?

I haven’t taken a bath since the sixth grade which, I realize, sounds gross and all but you’re my peeps and I figure I can tell you just about anything (except for that thing last year with the cop and the algae and the 437 rolls of bubble wrap – I’m not ready to talk [...]

NYC: It’s a Nice Place to Visit, But…

Did I mention I’m in New York this week? I did? Well, did I mention that I rented an apartment? They say you get what you pay for, but I’m getting even less than that. She said there was wireless internet access. Not even! I bet if I’d asked about the view, she’d have claimed [...]

Peet and Repete Are In a Boat

If you blink in Sacramento, you can miss spring entirely. This desert city that ironically boasts the most trees in the world, flips from winter to summer before you can exclaim, “What a nice day.” So it was in awe that my friend and I walked around the city after a late breakfast, only to [...]

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