When I tell you I was in The Music Man, your first thought would probably be: “Oh, were you Marian the Librarian?” No, I was not Marian the Librarian! Just because I wear glasses and read a lot and look like someone who should know the Dewey Decimal system and my mother’s name was Marian [...]
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How I Stole The Emmy from the Leading Competition
Saturday night I did the John Edwards thing and Twittered from the Emmys to keep all the NGIP fans up to date on the latest celebrity sighting, LIVE, as it was happening. I Twittered every 60 seconds, I couldn’t keep up with it all. Eventually I gave up from finger cramps after about two minutes, [...]
Dennis Hopper Would Like To Ask You A Question
Stop me if you’ve heard this before… You’re barreling downhill on a runaway trolley with five other people: a butcher, a baker, a candlestick maker, and two nuns. With red hair. The wind whips across your face as your fellow terrorized passengers scream in terror. You notice an upcoming fork in the tracks and you’re standing [...]
