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Indian Outlaw Spotted in Indian Casino…Or Was He?

Nov 23rd, 2009

So there we were, at the casino, mesmerized by one-armed bandits, losing next week’s groceries, when the nearby country music band’s lead singer says, “Tim McGraw! Come on up here!” I’m far too hypnotized by spinning reels and rapidly decreasing credits to pay too much attention until a lady gambling her life away at a [...]

It’s Not Easy Being Green

Nov 2nd, 2009

by Margaret.

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I can’t stand it when I order a single pea pod by mail and Peas Pods R Us insist on sending it a box the size of a small rhino. It’s so wasteful. Earlier this year in Hawaii, I arrived at the car rental place just wanting to get to the condo after a long [...]

Interview with Uma Thurman. Yes THAT Uma Thurman

Oct 21st, 2009

by Margaret.

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When is someone going to expose the fact that Hillary Swank and Matt Damon are the same person? Have you ever seen them in the same room togther? Have they both ever starred in the same film? Also? They BOTH have that same upside down smile. You know what I mean. Where the corners are [...]

Watch Out Boy, She’ll Chew You Up

Jul 21st, 2009

by Margaret.

48 comments

Is it me, or is a Rupert Grint just adorable? Don’t you just want to eat him? OK, I’ve never understood that phrase because when I think someone is attractive, the last thing I want to do is gobble him up, chew him forty times as recommended by health advisors, and send him down the [...]

Necklace? What Necklace?

Jun 22nd, 2009

by Margaret.

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Entertainment Weekly has this page called “News Style & Notes Hunter” where readers allegedly see some fashion item on a celebrity and then write in asking where they can get the same thing. Because people can’t dress themselves without emailing a magazine inquiring about fashion and then waiting 3-6 months for a reply, at which [...]