Dear Nanny Goats In Panties, I am offended, Sir or Madam, by your reckless matchmaking of a one-eyed dog and one-eyed cat in your post entitled “Long Distance Relationships: Do They Work?” dated October 27, 2008. You have managed to undo in one day what my organization has spent years trying to accomplish. I’ll have [...]
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World of Warcraft Sucks at Proper Promo
Let’s say you’re still sitting in your underwear from yesterday playing World of Warcraft. You clearly have a problem, right? But do your friends hold an intervention for you? No. And do you know why? Because if you are still sitting there in yesterday’s underwear, you have no friends. Any friends you think you may [...]
How to Attain the Elusive: Blog About It
You may recall my diatribe about tomatoes the other day where I bemoaned my inability to locate a decent (read: edible) example of the fruit. Some Jersey-centric folks (like Preston and Crotchety Old Man ) decided to take the opportunity to sing the praises of their own state’s agricultural brilliance. Yes, I’ve heard that Joizee [...]
