I come to bury the myths of Disneyland, not praise them. (and thus ends the Shakespeare references) I have experienced something infinitely more powerful than finding that secret Club 33 thing which pervades the air like a teenage campfire urban legend. I have cut to the front of the line through the use of the [...]
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The Christmas Video They Don’t Want You to Know About
Stringed popcorn doesn’t last more than two minutes at the Nanny Goats household, let alone make it onto the Christmas tree. I’m busy stringing one end while cousin Billy Goat is gnawing on the other end. He’s such a pig. I feel like a ten-year old at Christmas. Why? Because I have yet to figure out how [...]
Where Do You Store Your Fat?
They say it’s different between men and women. Personally, I store my fat here: When I was a kid, my mother used to have this thing, this metal, adjustable, spring-loaded contraption that clipped onto the top of any frying pan, like a lid, but with holes and you just tilted your pan and poured the [...]
Slow Blogging and F Bombs
So there’s this Slow Blogging Movement kinda like the Slow Food Movement only with blogs and people who slow blog who blog slower than fast bloggers whatever that means although I think it refers to people who take their time with their posts not worrying about the frequency with which they throw something out into [...]
