Unemployment is high enough already that we don’t need people out there exacerbating the issue by hiring animals to do the work. And I don’t want to hear anybody trying to correct me by saying, “Oh, we use the term ‘human-challenged’”. Have you heard about the new reality show called Aviarian Idol? They only hire [...]
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Stop What You’re Doin’, Cuz I’m About to Ruin, the Image and the Style That You’re Used To
I was wearing my mermaid costume, working out to a Richard Simmons Swingin’ It Thru the 70′s exercise video with the front door wide open, when the mailman finally arrived. He had a package whose delivery was initiated by the man who lives in my house. Woo-hoo! A surprise gift! Can I get a holla! [...]
Visually Challenged NGIP Reader is Offended
Dear Nanny Goats In Panties, I am offended, Sir or Madam, by your reckless matchmaking of a one-eyed dog and one-eyed cat in your post entitled “Long Distance Relationships: Do They Work?” dated October 27, 2008. You have managed to undo in one day what my organization has spent years trying to accomplish. I’ll have [...]
Long Distance Relationships: Do They Work?
I don’t know how many of you remember meeting Wink back in July. Wink is a petite, lusciously soft-haired, one-eyed beauty. She likes long walks on the beach, sophisticated conversation, and hardwood floors. Yesterday I met this handsome devil: Helloooooo Kitty! This middle-aged bachelor, enjoys lounging in the sun, and can hold his own when [...]
