So this man-eating squirrel attacked me while I was rooting around in his nut stash (whatever THAT means) the other day. He came at me squealing like a banshee and by merely trying to defend myself, I accidentally smashed him over the head with my Pillowcase O’ Pennies. As hard as I could. Then I [...]
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Taking the "Fair" Out of County Fair
I don’t know if it’s ignorance, apathy or both, but I never noticed that Sacramento had a County Fair. Maybe it’s just overshadowed by the order-of-magnitude, deeper-fried State Fair in August which is located on the same asphalt jungle we lovingly refer to as Cal Expo. Or maybe it’s overshadowed by the largest jazz festival [...]
The Best Little Cathouse? Why, Heck Yes.
After a visit to the Circus of Misfit Animals that is my father’s house, I have decided to open a shelter for off-kilter four-legged friends. I will call it The Nanny Goats in Panties Institute for Retarded Pets and Waffle House (because in this economy, you gotta have a backup plan). Why am I using [...]
Oh Yeah? How Long Has It Been Since YOU Took a Bath?
Dog Gone It: A Bark For Help
You know the evil stepsisters in Cinderella? The ones with control issues, who are mean, and quite possibly ugly? Did you ever wonder what horrible childhood they must have had in order to be so evil, because their behavior just doesn’t make any sense? Some of you may remember my talking about Wink last July: [...]
