A wise man once said, “Some things are done. And some things have things done to them. But you can never please all of the people all of the time”. I learned that from my cross-eyed uncle when I was six years old and I never forgot it. I’d have it tattooed on my caboose [...]
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Say No to the Year of the Ox
Apocalypse Now?… What About Now?… How About Now?
The thought of a large asteroid plowing into Farmer John’s cow patch (or whatever it is that’s supposed to happen in the year 2012) and wiping out the earth’s population doesn’t bother me. Why? Because after I die, nothing matters any more. Plus, that would be a relatively painless death and if there’s one thing [...]
