30 Minus 2 Days of Writing Challenge
Day 4: When Hell Freezes Over
When it comes to experiencing true joy in life, some people have their child’s first steps, while for others, it’s the thrill of skydiving. Me? I can’t begin to tell you how excited I am about… mobile banking.
If you knew how much I hate “running errands”, driving to the bank, standing in line (OMG – standing in line! I hate that! Who stands in line at the bank anymore?), and nobody has a 30 second transaction at the bank, you’re standing there for what seems like hours staring at yourself standing in line on the security monitor, yelling through bullet-proof glass to the teller so that everybody can know your damn business.
But yesterday….yesterday my friends, I discovered what can only be referred to as pure consumeric bliss. Behold…
When I discovered this, I ran over to my bank, wrapped my arms around it and gave it a big wet sloppy kiss, right on the front doors. With tongue.
Now when I get that monthly residual $2.38 check from my recurring role on Wonder Years, all I have to do is slap that bad boy onto a dark background, take a picture and viola! No more getting mugged at 4:00am by a guy in a pastrami sandwich costume at the ATM. No more getting into paper cut fights with blue-haired old ladies over who gets Fernando the sexy teller to make our deposits.
The question now is, when are they going to approve the business loan for my Flying Pigs Third Party Pizza Delivery Service?
The 30 Minus 2 Day Writing Challenge is hosted by We Work for Cheese.