30 Minus 2 Days of Writing Challenge
Day 18: Liars
I could write a whole book about liars and how much I hate them. But then you’d be reading a very heavy tome filled with the ugly that came out of me and you’d question my ability to return from the hate abyss. You’d think of me as a hater. I’d be a big wart-nosed hater. And then you’d hate me. And you’d spray paint “hater” all over my fence even though YOU are doing it out of hate as well. And the hate would spread and infect the rest of the planet until everyone hated everybody and there would be no more ice cream and who wants that?
So, instead I will share with you something that is filled with playfulness and love that my friend, Brad, sent to me.
Also, it must be goat season as people have been throwing more of them at me lately.
Now, isn’t it nice to be filled with playfulness and love and not hating on people and spray painting their fence, hypocritically calling them haters?
UPDATE: The above link may not work as it’s “not available due to copyright” and I may or may not have periodically replaced it with another version.
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Love how the biggest goat just stands there watching them! I’m guessing he set the whole thing up as a joke, just to watch them bounce around.
I hate everything about this whole post. I didn’t watch the video.
“Now, isn’t it nice to be filled with playfulness and love and not hating on people and spray painting their fence, hypocritically calling them haters?”
Yes. Yes, indeed.
I love that! They are sooooo cute. A goat playground is a great idea.
I love this video. Those goats have great balance and were having a blast. Like Dufus I wanted that last goat to make it up there. Oh, and this video is no longer available due to copyright. 🙁
Well, shoot. I wonder why it’s so copyrighted.
I do all my hating out of love.
I want to play on that thing too. Goats make me happy as well, Margaret. I think about flowers and ice cream and chocolate and wine when I see them playing and happy. I actually left a restaurant the other day that had goat stew. Now I’m feeling sad and angry and full of hate for anybody that would stew a goat! Where’s my spray paint?
Wait. Do videos lie?
Ha! Never, right?
Not this video, of course.
It would take a lot of photoshopping expertise to pull that off, I think.
I’m getting seasick watching them wobble like that. But I don’t hate them for it. Firstly, because they’re too cute to be liars. Secondly, because I’m not a hater. And finally, because I won’t be responsible for a world without ice cream. Life without ice cream is not a life worth living.
Amen to that. I assume they have ice cream in your vast snowy wasteland of a city, but do they have Twinkie ice cream? Or Girl Scout Cookie ice cream?
I think those aren’t goats… I think they are dogs dressed up as goats… And are therefore liars! ;D
You may be right, Katherine. I should have looked closer. I think I see a zipper in one of those goat costumes.
What? I waited and I waited but poor goat #4 never got on the wonky thing. I hated that.
Ha! I was blown away enough that two and then THREE of them got up on there.