It’s 10pm on a Saturday night. Do you know where your Grandma is?
Mine is currently doing time at a senior assisted living facility where the crime has gotten so out of control, they’ve resorted to an amnesty program. Here is a snippet from one of their recent newsletters:
And it’s not: “you won’t get in trouble if you just turn them in”. Rather, it’s: “we will pay you for your stolen goods in kind”.
I will bet you my dentures that the crime rate shot up right after this newsletter came out. And then mysteriously dropped again after June 28.