Dear Clueless Au Pair Website PR
My blog is not an au pair site. Stop sending me emails stating that you love my site and think your article “10 Ways to (something about au pairs or nannies)” would be a good fit that would interest my audience and that I should tell my readers about your silly article and your silly site. My audience doesn’t give a crap about you. Go find your OWN audience. Moocher.
I don’t know what automated bot you’re using to crawl the web and find “relevant” websites to pester with your lame ass content, but you people are harrassing me every day now and it’s getting a bit bothersome. Kind of like an itchy boil that festers until you finally have to do something about it.
Why would I do YOU a favor for absolutely nothing in return?
So step off, dummy.
That reminds me of a song…
♩ ♪ ♫ ♬ Don’t you wish your Page Rank was hot like me? Don’t you?
Or something like that.