That’s right. I have the privilege of being the incumbent in this here eee-lection and I’m back to defend my throne for the KCRA A-List in 2012.
My opponents would have you believe that we need a change, that we need to TAKE BACK OUR COUNTRY.
But let’s take a look at what I’ve accomplished in the past year as Best Local Blogger on the KCRA A-List:
- Sacramento approved a new arena plan and the Kings are staying.
- Unemployment has plummeted.
Osama Bin Laden was destroyed.- Prince William finally made an honest woman out of his girlfriend.
- Charlie Sheen, man, Charlie Sheen.
And like every responsible leader, I will take credit for all the good stuff.
However, I also realize that I could not have done it without you. For if you all had not poked your chad for me last year, I would not have had the opportunity to take the credit for all that stuff.
And if I am re-elected in 2012, I promise:
- A Girl Scout Cookie stand on every corner.
- A job for every man, woman and child.
- I will FORBID our new sports arena and entertainment complex to be named after fraudulent, bankrupt snake-oil salesmen hawking magic rubber bracelets for $30.
- Everybody gets a car! Everybody gets a car!
- More Charlie Sheen.
I won’t let you down and remember…
A vote for NGIP is a vote for America!
And unfortunately, like our silly electoral rules in this country, you can only vote once.
(Click on the vote button below…and keep clicking yellow VOTE buttons until you see, “Ok, we got your vote for NGIP” or something like that.)
If you voted for me last year and remember your password, you won’t have to re-register.
I’m Margaret Andrews and I approve this message.
Paid for by the Committee to Re-elect Nanny Goats in Panties and Establish More Fried Chicken and Waffle Eateries.
You know, if you’re going to beg for votes, really, chocolate ought to be involved. Goats milk fudge maybe.
You’re right. Begging without bribing with chocolate. What was I thinking?
I poked your chad. You had me a Girl Scout cookies. Now, can you make them calorie free? Please?
Calorie free Girl Scout Cookies? OK, there’s something to shoot for next year. 🙂
I’m sorry but your campaign promises are not attractive to me. It seems that you are a) promoting obesity (cookies), b) promoting child labor, c) interfering with free enterprise (naming stadiums after crooks), d) not environmentally friendly (more cars?) and e) no thanks to more Charlie Sheen. But the truth NGIP, you had my vote at “panties”.
How awesome that no matter how much you disapprove of all my policies, you’d still vote for me. You rock, Squirrel! And thank you. 🙂
Best of luck to you during this contentious election.
Hugs
SueAnn
Thank you, SueAnn. I’m probably gonna need to raise about 45 million dollars for this one. 😉
It won’t let me vote. I signed up and activated from the email and dammit it won’t let me vote. Grr. I’ll keep trying but I expect some kind of kick back.
Did you say a bad word when it didn’t work the first time? They must have one of those monitors on there. Stupid thing. I’m sorry it’s given you so much trouble. 🙁
Yes, but will you send Twinkies to third-world nations like Canada? Oh, fine. I’ll vote for you anyway.
Geez, I dunno, I wanna mo’sickle instead [whine] … *tee hee*
Good luck Candidate Maggie! 🙂
Sparky
I’m off to vote but girl, your askin’ allot for this old gal to remember what password I used a year ago.
Maybe if I stand on my head and let all the blood rush, I’ll come to me. Heeehehehehe!!!
Now ya gotta know I expect a car and a Girl Scout Cookie!!! I’m not beyond takin’ a bribe or two.
God bless and have one fabulous election there my friend! :o)
Done! Good luck, my friend. Oh, and I pasted the link to your Disqus tutorial on FB, Twitter and Google+ again today.
I voted for you in spite of seeing no APPLES on that reward list.
What were you thinking?!
I apologize for the apple situation, Pricilla. Next year!
I voted for Y.O.U. Anyone who takes credit for Charlie Sheen is a winner in my book 😉
Good luck. xo jj
Thanks, Joanna!
Voted!
https://twitter.com/#!/meleahrebeccah/status/182176908895731712
Thanks, Meleah!
🙂
Throw in your antes, and VOTE for Nanny Goats in Panties!
Thank you, Mr. Teddy!
LOL awesome!! Vote people, VOTE!
Thank you, Teadoro!
Done, best of luck!
Thanks, Kelly!