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Charlie Sheen vs. Muammar Gaddafi

Charlie Sheen vs. Muammar Gaddafi

The comparisons write themselves, really. But here’s the NGIP take on Charlie Sheen and his eerily similar traits with the soon-to-be-ex-dictator of Libya.

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73 Comments

  1. funny comparison made me laugh. Surely, US people can exchange Charlie with a Libyan woman. At least women will be easy to handle. He’s goddamn stubborn and thinks he’s superior than others.

  2. Lanita Moss says:

    I still contend that if Charlie donned a goatee, sunglasses, and a turban, they could be related.

    1. Let’s further submit they could be the same person. I mean, have you ever seen the two of them in the same room?

  3. Nicky says:

    Ok, first, I love that one of your tags is “charlie sheen gold teeth”! Ha!!

    Second, I’m beginning to wonder if Charlie isn’t doing this on purpose to inspire some of the funniest blog posts ever!

    1. Yeah, what is with the gold tooth? Is there a story behind that?

      Wouldn’t it be awesome if it was all an act? But I don’t know if anybody is THAT good.

  4. You are SO funny and that is the best thing I’ve read all week.
    I can’t wait to read the rest of the carnival… so I’m off. (But you knew that.)

    1. Ha! Lorie – you crack me up! And thanks for the compliment. 🙂

  5. They could be twins! By all means get rid of them and bring back Firefly.

    1. Let us all bow our heads and simultaneously whisper the word “Firefly” to make it so.

  6. Barbara says:

    Can’t stop laughing….and I loved that show “Firefly.” Even though I’m in Tanzania, I’m seeing all the news about Charlie Sheen. (But also, all the news about Northern Africa and the Mideast.) Plus, even with somewhat limited TV selections, I do get “Two and a Half Men” like four or five times a week. But I don’t like that show. I’d rather see “Firefly.”

    1. I’m so glad you jumped in here, Barbara! It’s interesting to hear the perspective of Tanzania. I can’t believe you’re hearing about the Sheen too! And that you get Two and a Half Men. Don’t tell Charlie that – it’ll fuel his expanding maniacal ego even further.

  7. Tattytiara says:

    It’s scary. If either of these men had any other illness they’d get immediate treatment. But they have mental illness, and it’s unlikely either of them will even accept an accurate diagnosis.

    1. I’ll bet you’re right, Tattytiara, since one of the symptoms is denial.

  8. Well played, Margaret! Love it!

    1. Thank you, Boom Boom!

    2. Thank you, Boom Boom!

  9. Slommler says:

    Ha!! Loved this!! And sadly, so true!!
    Hugs
    SueAnn

  10. Erin says:

    lol that was brilliant

  11. Linda R. says:

    Interesting and well-written comparisons, but Gaddafi is way scarier.

    1. True. Since he has true dangerous impact on the lives of innocent people.

    2. True. Since he has true dangerous impact on the lives of innocent people.

  12. Mikewj says:

    Did you see that interview with Charlie and his goddesses/housekeepers/nannys/porn stars? One of the strangest things I’ve ever seen. Fascinating.

    Good post, Margaret (and crew).

    1. You mean the one where they claimed to be “normal” and that the goddesses would be perfect “mother figures” as the children sat in their lap? Nothing (NOTHING!) about this whole ordeal has creeped me out more than that.

  13. Sandra says:

    I’ve been riveted to this Charlie Sheen festival you fantastic bloggers have put together, but I must say, this was very clever. The comparison with Gaddafi was frightening. They are like one.

    1. Yeah, if it wasn’t for Tribal Blog putting this carnival together, this post would have never seen the light of day. Thanks for the compliment, Sandra!

  14. Ferd says:

    YES! I totally see the resemblance! LOL
    Fun post!
    🙂

  15. Ginger says:

    Witty as always NGIP! I still love my men men men men men many men oooo uuhh uuuuh(theme song for two and a half men)…

    1. Oh, is THAT what that was? I’ve never seen it. Well, virtually anyway. I saw part of one episode, so I probably missed the theme music. You make it sound like “It’s rainin’ men”, though. 🙂

  16. Timmy says:

    Oh Margaret, You’ve done it again. Once again, I read something I wish I had wrote. Brilliant.

    1. Aw, thanks, Timmy! The best compliment a writer could hear. 🙂

  17. Oh Margaret, this is CRACKING ME UP. And your comparisons are shockingly accurate!!

    1. Thanks, Meleah! I learned something from yours and I thought I had heard everything about it already. Silly rogue man. Er, men. Both of them, I mean.

  18. Lauren says:

    Thank you for laying it all out in a color-coded chart. Very helpful and very funny. The two of them must be drinking the same spiked Kool-Aid.

    1. Man, you’re not kidding! More fodder for us, I guess.

  19. Jane says:

    I was going to make some pithy comment on your post, but I see that the real pithiness is in your tags. Bravo!

    1. Yes, a bit of a tag blitz today.

  20. I would gladly watch Arrested Development instead of Two and a half Men, but I never watched Men to begin with.
    The goddesses with his kids is where I get off the train. I am glad to see them taken away from him even temporarily. I feel bad for his whole family. Not the “family” he keeps talking about but those he has married, sired or been born to.

    1. I got off the train right where you did. This whole thing was funny until I saw those whores holding those kids and calling themselves “normal” while Sheen referred to them as perfect “mother figures”. Ick.

  21. Pricilla says:

    Only problem is Ghadafi has guns and so far Sheen has no shown and real fire power

    1. Well, according to his ex-wives and/or girlfriends he has plenty of domestic violence on his rap sheet.

  22. Jayne says:

    LOL! Looks like you and I are on the same waive length with this. Good job here, my friend. Very clever.

    1. Dang it, That’s what I was going to say in YOUR comments section, only Disqus was trippin’…

      1. Jayne says:

        Once again proving the theory about “great minds.” And I don’t mean Charlie and Muammar’s. 😉

        1. Ginger says:

          True word. I saw your post and NGIPs at the same time i my mail. Had to wonder at the MummarSheen bug going round!

  23. Christa says:

    Hysterical Mags!

    1. Thanks, Christa! Good to see your giggly face on here! 🙂

  24. Ronnica says:

    This is the second comparison I’ve seen today. The Guardian had a quiz where you had to guess which of them said what. I only got 6/10 correct!

    1. I think I saw that quiz too. There are a couple of other places comparing quotes – they’re almost indistinguishable!

  25. Christy says:

    Excellent comparison! Two dictators with rampant narcissism. Well done, you!

  26. moooooog35 says:

    I can’t wait for the Charlie Sheen vs. Sarah Palin episode!! Although, my hunch is that they’re actually the same person.

    1. Oh my God, I think you’re right. I mean you never see them in the same room together, do you…..

  27. Travis Sloat says:

    I am DEFINITELY on board with bringing back Arrested Development. However, I pitched him a movie idea that I think would work.

    http://bit.ly/emoeui

    1. I will be checking out your movie idea very soon as I go thru the Tribal Blogs linky list.

  28. Anonymous says:

    Hahaha…you’re baa-d. Loved the current delusions comparison. I’m sure if Charlie’s on the outs Two and-A-Half Men could get Gaddafi to replace him. Hey, who would notice the difference.

    1. Yes, if you’ve seen one megalomaniac, you’ve seen them all.

  29. YAY! If we could get Firefly back over it, I’m sold! (Also, resurrect Wash. I still haven’t recovered from that.)

    1. Wash? Wait – which one is that? Was it fabulous? Can I see it on DVD?

  30. JunkDrawer says:

    This is the best Sheen post I’ve read yet. Well done, Margaret. Well done!

  31. Anonymous says:

    AMEN sister! I agree on bringing back actually good shows. I’ve not watched his show ever.
    Scary how accurate you are on your comparisons.

    1. Do you know that I’ve never watched the show either? That’s not true, I did see one episode where Jon Cryer slept with Cloris Leachman. Or something like that.

  32. Rachele says:

    Very good comparisons. Maybe we could just ship Charlie to Libya and let them deal with him.

    1. ooh, good idea. Put them in a room together and let them out-delude each other.

  33. Ha ha! This is brilliant! How I hate the ‘Yes’ women who help to create these delusional morons.

    1. Thank you, Babs. Seeing them holding his children and talking about how they were mother figures was very disturbing.
      ex-Charlie Sheen fan: “Your girlfriend’s a whore!”
      Charlie Sheen: “You say that like it’s a bad thing.”