If any of you read the blog called Pseudonymous High School Teacher (aka Winds of Change), you can just bring out your jealous right now because the Goat Lady had lunch with Pseudo in real life and yes, I have the picture to prove it, and no, I didn’t photoshop her in.
She was in Sacramento to get away from that awful Hawaiian weather of hers and soak in the 100+ degree heat wave that we Sacramentans all know and love.
Where was this picture taken you ask through your obviously envious gritted teeth? Why, we had lunch at Pyramid Alehouse on the K Street Mall, if you must know.
You don’ t understand why this is such an auspicious occasion. It is because nobody ever comes to Sacramento. They pass through it, maybe use it as a pit stop on their way to Lake Tahoe or San Francisco, but people don’t just come here and stay for a day or five.
So when I found out Psuedo was going to be in town for more than five minutes, I begged her to have lunch with me. “Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeze”, I said. Oh, it was pathetic. You would have been so embarrassed for me.
It’s just that I don’t often get to see people in real life. It was all I could do not to pee on the floor when I saw my bloggy friend up close and personal. You understand, don’t you?