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Interview With Commander Pants

I know you saw the title and rushed right over here. And you read it right. I got to interview Commander Pants, the author of the novel Whom God Would Destroy. I can see that you’re jealous and all, but rest assured I asked him all the questions you’ve been dying to have answers to.
I just finished reading Whom God Would Destroy and not a moment too soon, because I planned on blogging about it today. And if I hadn’t finished it, I would not have been able to tell you with a clear conscience how much I enjoyed it – this fun poke at psychiatry and religion and Mickey-D-lovin’ aliens, along with a sincere but clever and witty exploration of the debate about medicating the mentally ill. It provokes thought amidst its dark humor and unapologetic blasphemy. For the most part, a fun read.
I caught Mr. Pants down at home sitting in front of his computer while I sat in front of mine and barraged him with several questions and he volleyed with several answers. Let’s watch an instant replay of that conversation of Panties vs. Pants.  
NGIP (Panties):  Why do I assume with a name like Commander Pants, that you’re male?
Commander (Pants): I don’t know, why do you? Perhaps it’s because it’s such a masculine can do kind of name.
PantiesThis question might be begging itself, but, what are you wearing right now?

Pants: I am wearing a remarkable t-shirt, but I took off my pants to avoid having to describe them to you.
PantiesWhile your book is funny and satirical, it is also thought-provoking and quite possibly offensive to extremists. The story offers strong opinions about medicating the mentally ill. What motivated you to explore the debate of that topic in the book?

Pants: My alter ego actually spent many years working as a mental health outreach worker, like the protagonist in my book. While doing the job, he tells me that he saw medication being misused in ways that had absolutely nothing to do with any of their many fabulous recreational uses.
PantiesThe book also explores/satirizes the idea of the Second Coming as well as other religious themes. It seems you can’t satirize certain subjects these days without offending someone who will let you know about it. What kind of backlash, if any, have you experienced from the public, whether it was about religion or any other topic you’ve tackled in your book?

Pants: It’s been kind of disappointing, really. I was hoping to be a target for the first Judeo/Christian Fatwah, but so far not one person has suggested that I be taken out. As a matter of fact, one minister, after having read the book, actually said that she wanted to write a book about the book (whatever that might mean).
PantiesYour book doesn’t seem to mention goats (with the exception of a brief reference to goat stew on Page 251). Do you have strong opinions one way or the other about goats? 

Pants: Originally a goat was my protagonist, but then I thought better of it, realizing that the world just wasn’t ready for the β€œgoat hero.” Of course, I still love those really cool pupils.

So it was a wrestling match to the end, but someone edged out before the bell. I’m just not sure who. I think we were both unconscious by then.
You can visit Commander Pants at his blog called, oddly, Commander Pants. He also has a website for his book, Whom God Would Destroy, where you can purchase it for a few bucks less than Amazon, as the $14.00 price tag includes shipping.

frilly pink panties

And speaking of interviews, if you haven’t read it yet, I highly encourage you to check out Joanna’s The Fifty Factor blog, not because she interviewed me with great aplomb, but because she’s giving away an Amazon Gift card along with it. Did you hear me? I said an Amazon Gift card!

THANK YOU LETTERS

I would like to thank Kristy over at This Train of Thought has been Derailed for presenting me with the Best Blog Award.

And Thanks also goes out to Theresa at An Officer and a Garbage Can for bestowing the Lovely Blog Award to NGIP.

Thank you, ladies. I’m honored that you thought of me and I really appreciate the recognition!

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26 Comments

  1. Bonehead says:

    Great interview! Haven't read the book but seems like my sort of read – will definitely check it out!

    Years ago I worked at a Mens clothing store – my supervisor was Sargent Slacks, and his was assisted by Petty Officer Trousers. Do you think Commander Pants knows them?

    1. Oh, Bonehead, you kill me!

  2. Dale Ottley says:

    Reading your interviews reminds me of the meals we had together during SITSCATION last year. Delightful and funny as heck. I so look forward to your novel.

  3. Cheri says:

    Sounds like an interesting read. Maybe I'll read it without my pants.

  4. anymommy says:

    You are so clever. I could barely read this because the pants/panties thing cracked me up so badly. I know. Yes, I am thirteen. I'm also a foot flusher (just catching up).

    1. That's OK. We welcome readers of all ages. πŸ™‚

  5. Oooh! Congrats on your awards! You've peeked my interest and now I want to read this book!

  6. marlaahansen says:

    Great! Another book I simply must read. Barnes and Noble thanks you. My husband does not thank you. πŸ™‚

  7. CC says:

    I have to ask… did you make that great Commander Pants???

  8. The Muse says:

    Pants are over~rated…in my humble opinion…

    πŸ™‚

    Loved the Battle Royale!

  9. fragrantliar says:

    I dunno, NannyG, looks like you've finally met your match here with the Commander. And he only wore a t-shirt? I'm thinking he didn't want your goats to eat his shorts. The mind boggles.

  10. I love reading your interviews and I always find the best blogs to visit whenever I come here. And Borders is going out of business?!?! NOOOOO

  11. I cracked up at the Commander taking OFF his pants to do the interview.

    This is a new book to me- I'll look for it the next time I'm at Barnes & Nobles. Thanks Margaret– You peaked my interest.

    xo

  12. I was laughing..Thanks

    I now have a new appeciation for Goats and panties.

  13. SueAnn says:

    Great interview! But I still want to know what his favorite pants are???!!!
    Congrats on your awards
    Hugs
    SueAnn

  14. mommytime says:

    As always, an entertaining and searingly insightful (if my eyeball burning at the sight of man with no pants counts as searing my sight) interview. What's that you say? There were no pictures of Commander No-Pants (not to be confused with Captain Underpants). Huh. In my mind's eye there were.

  15. anntracy51 says:

    I really don't think Commander Pants was an equal match for your wit… I give you the match!

  16. Surfie says:

    I am as always missing something. I hadn't hear of this book or Commander Pants until this interview. That makes this blog EDUCATIONAL, right? πŸ™‚

  17. The Queen says:

    I have to soooo go get that book…Wait.. I can't stand anything that may be offensive.. sorry…. my bad…

  18. Jayne says:

    What a great interview. Hadn't heard of the book, but I will definitely check it out now. Good job!

  19. Pricilla says:

    It's funny but my eyes kept volleying back and forth between pants and panties just like a well, volleyball game. Was that your intent?

    Goat stew?!
    GOAT STEW?!

    Harumph!

  20. mannequin says:

    How appropriate that a goat in panties should interview a commander in pants.
    Veeer interesting my dears, veeery interesting. So I wonder what kind of t-shirt he was wearing? He never did say. That's the only slip-up I can see in this interview.
    If I had a Kindle, and this book was available as an eBook, I'd buy it. As it is, I have no Kindle (weep) so I do not need the digital version. Therefore, I shall visit Amazon and check it out, after reading this interview. I feel as though I know Mr. Pants personally now, thank you.

  21. kiki says:

    i might have to pick that book up for my husband. he likes to read. border's books is going out of business, so i can get the book at 60% off if they have it. thanks for sharing this enlightening and humorous interview. have you seen the flick, “Religulous”? it's great. take care.

    1. I have indeed seen Religulous. And what do you mean Borders is going out of business. Like, all of them? Or is the store near you closing?

  22. MA Fat Woman says:

    I once got into a truck with a guy that wasn't wearing any pants…

    1. OMG! Please tell me you hopped right back out again!