Comments on: Tacky Weddings

By: Lyn

Lyn — Thu, 22 Oct 2009 01:46:35 +0000

Those portapotties are very expensive and the best money can buy, so have some respect.
The cakes look tasty, so why complain? The golf carts probably saved your feet, and the view was supposed to be the point of the location. The dancers are there for your entertainment and a lot of restaurants have live dancers and they are very popular. Martha Stewart Weddings magazine suggest fruit as a centerpiece, and I have seen it done very classy.
The indoor furniture being used outdoors is once again for you. They care about your comfort. Maybe if you loosened up, you might have had fun. Only boring people get bored.
I thought I was going to see a tacky wedding on here, instead I saw how rude you are. I hope nobody like you comes to my wedding.

By: cheri

cheri — Sun, 18 Oct 2009 15:11:01 +0000

I love Solvang….and I agree that has to be the worst wedding ever. So tasteless. Meh. (Sure wish I could have gone. lol!)

By: Anali

Anali — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 14:06:46 +0000

What a cool wedding! From the cakes to the potty. Those people have style!

By: Geeneva

Geeneva — Wed, 14 Oct 2009 02:25:05 +0000

Hilarious! I now know what my husband was talking about when he said he went in a porta potty that was nicer than most restaurants bathrooms…

By: Lorie Shewbridge

Lorie Shewbridge — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 09:21:54 +0000

OK, Margaret, I just have one question….. What the hell were YOU doing there?????
Just kidding… I’m sure you were related or something. Looks like a lovely affair. And that is the most incredible portapotti I have EVER seen. It is nicer that the bathroom in my first apartment – which didn’t even have a sink, you had to use the kitchen sink!

By: nanodance

nanodance — Mon, 12 Oct 2009 08:42:43 +0000

That port-a-potty is nicer than my bathroom. And that flaming coffee table is nicer than my flaming coffee table. I think that maybe you were a little too harsh on these people. Weddings are stressful, after all.

By: Jayne

Jayne — Sun, 11 Oct 2009 09:15:33 +0000

And I bet they served a bunch of that cheap Sonoma-wanna-be SY Valley wine, too, didn’t they?

By: Winter

Winter — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 12:41:18 +0000

Those pomegranates are totally fake. You can tell by how spherical they are.
Don’t feel bad. They throw off lots of people.
So the couple – were they on parole? Again?

By: Janet L. Nowlin

Janet L. Nowlin — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 11:50:20 +0000

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By: Harlem

Harlem — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 07:11:56 +0000

That wedding cake looks amazing.
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By: Suzy

Suzy — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 06:33:21 +0000

That porta potty toilet seat and lid? In brown wood? That’s what I have because I HATE anything white in a bathroom. It reminds me of an operating room. My bathroom is full of artwork!

By: Amy Gray Light

Amy Gray Light — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 05:51:45 +0000

Tacky, tacky, tacky. That poor couple should have gone to a justice of the peace. Or at least gotten hitched in the parking lot of IHOP, like that couple did last year. Well — it was noble of you to suffer through the ordeal.
I went to a wedding like that once, and the funniest part was one side of the place were all WASPy, and the other straight out of ‘The Sopranos’ or “The Godfather” – and, she walked down the aisle to the tune on a sax! Other than that it was your normal affair…..

By: Da Bean

Da Bean — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 02:49:35 +0000

I’d like to taste that cake!!

By: Lisa @ Boondock Ramblings

Lisa @ Boondock Ramblings — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 02:40:59 +0000

Hold on a sec. No mud pit?
You’re right. What a sad, sad affair that was!
Did they make you drink out of those beautiful..er…I mean tacky glasses? Because that…that right there…is a crime against nature~!

By: CatLadyLarew

CatLadyLarew — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 01:18:54 +0000

What’s a wedding without setting the coffee table on fire? And porta-potties? Class act!

By: Tracy

Tracy — Sat, 10 Oct 2009 00:44:29 +0000

WOW – SO TACKY is right! HA HA HA! Seriously, GREAT pictures! Thanks for sharing! )

By: JD at I Do Things

JD at I Do Things — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 23:01:39 +0000

Ewww! Those interior shots of that porta-potty are making me gag.
With JEALOUSY!
OK, seriously, that “centerpiece”? Is out of control. Who came up with that one? It looks like a long string of kudzu, creeping its way along the table.
OK, SERIOUSLY. I am quite jealous. Even of the table on fire.

By: bob byford

bob byford — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 21:25:54 +0000

Nanny,
Man thet porta potty thing is biggeren
our out house here, you are always a doin sumthin.
BIG HUGS

By: mannequin

mannequin — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 19:37:38 +0000

tsk, tsk, tsk.
I see myself all too clearly now. Had you recanted the affair without photos, it definitely would have seemed a cheapo wedding.
The power of MarriageTV.

By: Kate @ UpsideBackwards

Kate @ UpsideBackwards — Fri, 09 Oct 2009 16:44:24 +0000

How beautiful. I have never been to a wedding that I didn’t think at some stage “oh, I wouldn’t have done *that*”. I expect plenty of people thought the same at mine, but I had a good time, and so did my husband, and we’re still married so it must have worked.
Also, I’ve never been to a wedding like the one above! Wow, those porta-potties, who knew such elegance existed?