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Is it me, or is a Rupert Grint just adorable? Don’t you just want to eat him? OK, I’ve never understood that phrase because when I think someone is attractive, the last thing I want to do is gobble him up, chew him forty times as recommended by health advisors, and send him down the path of digestion. I would think that’s what you do to your enemy, because masticating on someone would kind of kill them.

Anyway, I don’t know if it’s his floppy hair, or enviable youthful glow, but Hubba-Hubba, know what I’m sayin’? Or maybe it isn’t Rupert, but his Harry Potter movie character, Ron Weasley. Oh, I hope he’s not an anti-Mugglite. We could have our very own half-blood princes. I wouldn’t change my name though because, Weasley? Really?

Anyway, here’s a question for you (those of you not attracted to men, use your imagination): If you could be a cougar, what significantly younger male celebrity would you want to DemiMoore-ify? Or would it be Ashton Kutcherize? Whatever. You know what I mean.

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I’d like to thank my good buddy Vinny (aka Waterbeast) for sending in this photo, which has been “lifted” so often, I can’t even track down its source:

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  • http://www.decoybetty.com Deidre

    Well, I don’t think I am a cougar (yet)…unless I was going to choose some kid who was like 5 which I think goes beyond cougarification and into paedophile territory.
    But Paul Dano is a slice of adorable.
    And I wouldn’t mind a romp with Dustin Hoffman…which is I suppose is the opposite?

  • http://idothings.info JD at I Do Things

    Ol’ Rupie is a cutie, all right. He’s got that kind of “anti-cute” thing going on. If all the other girls love Harry Potter, Rupert is the one the cooler girls love.
    My own sweet young thang would have to be . . . Robert Pattinson. Yes, I’m embarrassed. No, I wouldn’t eat him up, but maybe I’d lick him a little.

  • http://corn-bean.com linlah

    yeah IF I were a cougar I’d say Josh Holloway. Yum.

  • http://diaryofamadbathroom.blogspot.com/ DG at Diaryofamadbathroom

    I am torn on this one. Part of me thinks it’s just creepy and wrong and the other part of me wants to bring a Jonas Brother into manhood. God, I gross myself out.

  • http://itsmrstoyou.blogspot.com Mrs. K

    Orlando Bloom for sure- Ashton DEFINITELY, Jake Gyllenhall. As you can see, I’ve sat down plenty of times and wondered about this.

  • http://www.dontworryitsonlyamovie.blogspot.com erin

    Ryan Gosling is quite yummy for youngster…
    And I agree w/ your Ron Weasley assessment.
    Fun topic. :-)

  • http://redbirdacres.blogspot.com/ Sparky

    Hmmm … any young guys that make my toes curl … nope … can’t think of any. :o ) I like ‘em older ’cause they grateful as hell and never yell. (ha ha — Plus they have more money)

  • http://lee-gettingfit.blogspot.com Lee

    An easy question for me because I just happened to give this some thought recently. ;)
    Adrien Brody.

  • http://www.pricillaspeaks.blogspot.com Pricilla

    Poor goatie….
    Now I am an old goat for sure but that Luke the goat gets my blood boiling even though I am 12 and he is 2. Mmm Mmm. He is a good looking buck!
    Now the publicist she likes to look at Josh Duhamel. And there are others but she is old and can’t remember their names…

  • Erin

    Do you really want me to answer that question?

  • http://thefiftyfactor.com Joanna Jenkins

    Definitely Jake Gyllenhaal :-) )))))

  • http://www.fracturedtoy.blogspot.com mannequin

    No, no, no. Johnny Depp is my boat rocker and I believe that Dennis Hopper may very well have been made with me in mind.

  • http://www.suburbanpsychosis.blogspot.com/ Kirsten

    Yea, I’d do Rupert and Zac Efron. I wouldn’t kick Orlando Bloom out of bed either.

  • http://www.nottherockefellers.blogspot.com Not The Rockefellers

    Wow that’s a big question!
    Top 3
    1. Kanye West
    2. Adam Brody
    3. Ryan Reynolds

  • http://pengellypastimes.blogspot.com Helen + ilana = Hi

    So I have to point out that today’s goat thing is actually a sheep………and the last time I saw this photo on the net the sheep was a moose. Gawd the things you can do with photoshop these days.
    Oh and the hot honey….
    don’t know his name but in this photo
    http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_TJFZfDytf6I/RwZlIJeVzWI/AAAAAAAAAJc/97PnxvJWtm4/s1600-h/low+kilt.jpg
    he wearing a kilt.
    nom nom nom

  • http://onezenmom.blogspot.com Zen Mom

    Mmmm. I’d have to go with Shia LeBouf. He’s such a cutie. Though Daniel Radcliff and Rubert Grint are definitely Nom-Nom-Nom-able.

  • http://www.amomonspin.com lizspin

    Could you tell me how a person is supposed to get past that ungodly sight of that animal hanging in the air and think about cougarizing????

  • http://www.soundingforth.blogspot.com Janie

    Ooooooh.
    I get to pick?
    Suhweet!

  • http://pinkporches.blogspot.com/ Lisa

    John Mayer. Specifically John Mayer in the video for You’re Body is a Wonderland. Oh man I’ve got goosebumps. Or Tom Brady, I don’t know why. Must be that protruding brow, drag me away caveboy.
    Meowww!

  • http://callithumpthunder.blogspot.com nanodance

    I have to go on the record as saying that when I see an attractive man who is much younger than I am, I get a very strong urge to…
    ….make him a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and pour him a tall glass of milk.
    That’s my story and I am sticking to it.

  • http://www.blondetexancutie.blogspot.com Bobbi

    Rob Pattinson all the way!!!!

  • http://theredheadriter.blogspot.com The Redhead Riter

    Ok, the reason you think he is so cute is because he has red hair…duh…LOL
    But if I had my pick, it would be…George Clooney in all the White Rooms posted on my blog a few days back….he’s ever so yummmmmy.

  • http://schmoochiepoo.blogspot.com/ Schmoochiepoo

    The boy needs a haircut. :)
    I can’t help, I love older men
    1. Hugh Jackman
    2. Patrick Stewert
    3. Sean Connery.
    I just realized that ALL of them have accents… I think that may be my ‘thing’ LOL~

  • http://www.olivehuedesigns.blogspot.com tera

    Rupert is totally cute. But I’ve always had a thing for red-headed boys. One of my favorite boyfriends ever was a red-headed boy. And he was 12 years younger than me, so I guess I already did the cougar thing, eh?
    But for a celebrity? And what is “significantly” younger? I think the youngest one I think is a hottie right now is Michael Weston, but he’s “only” 9 years younger, still count? http://www.tvfanatic.com/files/michael-weston.jpg

  • Tammi

    Maybe I’m too young to be a cougar cuz most of you said guys who are as old or older than me. There is this kid at the local record store who made me giggle like a school girl. And Zach Ephron in 17 Again is, yeah, adorable.
    BTW, how the hell did the goat get up there hanging from the wire, we want to know. It’s a mystery.

  • http://beo101.livejournal.com FreaKeroppi

    Well, if I had read it by the time you were over, I probably would have burst out with a “LOLYES”.
    Because I’m actually a year younger than dear Rupert, I won’t bother answering your question… frankly, I don’t think I have an answer anyway. *cough*

  • http://www.janssushibar.com Jan

    I’d SO go all Mrs. Robinson with Daniel Radcliffe. But saying that makes me feel like the internet pedophile police will come and arrest me. Or that I should at least take a shower…dirty old woman! Dirty old woman!
    Now, if you want to get back into a reasonable age range, Patrick Stewart makes my middle-aged heart go all pitty-patty.
    I really ought to see a doctor about that.

  • http://mrsmouthy.com mrsmouthy

    Okay, I can’t believe someone chose DUSTIN HOFFMAN. Srsly?
    I think you like Rupert because he is 100% 80s–just something about ‘im.

  • http://www.asiwassaying.com Dingo

    James McAvoy is only 10 years younger than I am. Would that make me a cougar? He’s a bit of deliciousness.

  • http://www.ken-weiw.bogspot.com Ken Geraths

    Okay you can have Ron, I’ll take his sister!

  • http://it-really-is-all-about-me.blogspot.com/ Roxane

    I would choose Zach effron or whatever his name is LOL

  • http://www.nooterthedog.com Nooter

    if i were a cougar id have to kill myself as soon as possible. now being a wolf, theres something i can get behind!

  • Older than you.

    George Burns

  • Nanc

    You’re not alone.. here’s a lol video of a Japanese fan, and Rupert takes all her nuttiness in stride.

  • http://leeunafoster.com/humorblog Leeuna

    mmmmm. David Boreanaz. I wouldn’t actually eat him up, I’d just like to nibble on him a little or a LOT! (He’s younger than my son though. Dang it!)

  • http://leeunafoster.com/humorblog Leeuna

    Duhhh! Me again. No David isn’t Younger than my son…he’s four years older than my son is. Still he’s young!

  • http://www.hotpieceofsass.com One Sassy Girl

    Umm, the guy at my Blockbuster? Scary, right? I swear, I won’t touch him. But if we’re talking celeb boy toys, my oh my, the choices are endless! I’d even jump Zack Efron’s bones regardless of his High School Musical retardedness. Harry Potter – Dan what’s his name – would be a tasty bite of puberty, with a side of Weasley to boot! I’m feeling like a big perv now, so please know I’m not a cougarish ho. I date within my own age group, beer bellies and all.
    Keep these questions coming and I’ll keep coming back!

  • http://fragrantliar.blogspot.com Fragrant Liar

    Well, I have been a cougar. A couple of times . . . And so I’m now wanting to find someone more Bruce Willisy. But if I WAS still a cougar, I’d have to go for that New Moon wolf boy, Taylor. Yum. Especially when he IS the wolf.
    I can’t help it.

  • http://www.subliminalintervention.blogspot.com Dreamybee

    Hmmmm…Chartroose recently posted about a similar topic. What is going on? Is it something in the water?

  • http://adventuresofthereluctanthousewife.blogspot.com Reluctant Housewife

    I totally agree. He’s cute, funny and has nice broad shoulders.
    My big celebrity crush, though, is on TJ Thyne. He’s my age so I guess that doesn’t count as an answer to your robbin’ the cradle style question.

  • http://chartroose.wordpress.com chartroose

    I must say that I totally agree with you about Rupert. I started thinking about him in a lecherous way when he was about 16 or 17 and I was terribly disgusted with myself.
    There are several young men that I’d like to have in my Cougar Empire — Gaspard Ulliel, Taylor Kitsch, and a guitarist named Dave Williams. Dave is my avatar too! Jeez, I’m sick!!!

  • http://wwww.latonyarichardson.blogspot.com LaTonya

    If… I… were…a cougar…(I’m thinking). Okay, Dahani Jones, NFL football player. He’s really hot!

  • http://www.freckledfirelily.blogspot.com Kathleen

    I am so old and out of touch that I don’t know the names of any young folks. All the names listed in the comments are unknowns to me. However, if I am honest I have seen some young men that make my toes curl and my butt cheeks tighten… I am one sick cougar at heart.

  • http://www.cheripryor.blogspot.com Cheri Pryor

    Okay…only 10 years younger than me, but David Beckham gets my heart ALL a flutter. *swoon* That’s about as young as I’ll go because I have a son in his 20′s for crying out loud! And that would make me want to throw up a little in my mouth….

  • http://literaldan.blogspot.com LiteralDan

    All this Harry Potter talk makes me think of Hermione, but then I feel like a very bad person. That’s the best I can do right now.
    I still hope to run into you at BlogHer!

  • http://johnjsavo.com John J Savo

    This may be the first post you’ve ever written that I can’t possibly respond to.

  • http://www.threewordsblog.com/ Musingwoman
  • http://www.thesitsgirls.com SITSGirls

    I saw a t-shirt the other day that said, “I’d get sleezy for Ron Weasely.”
    I almost bought it.
    Wish I had.
    Sigh.
    T