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What Happens When My Inner Child Gets Ahold of the Camera

May 15th, 2009

Today I am the featured guest on Ann’s Rants: Confessions of a Work Week Widow for Free Association Friday, but before you click over there (and I think you should because I’m just a barrel of laughs, although I’m far too humble to ever say such a thing), I wanted to show you this picture I took when I was ten years old the other day, as evidenced by the description in the upper left quadrant:

I didn’t know sperm had eyes, did you? I guess that’s why it’s the ….. Seeeeeecret of the Deeeeeeep.

Anyway, please go over to Ann’s Rants, where today, hilarity ensues. Why? Because I’m on it. If you can’t trouble yourself just now, then at least set your TIVO, because you don’t want to miss it.

CLICK HERE to see my guest spot over at Ann’s Rants.

So Nice They Posted it Twice

Ann’s article featuring Yours Truly has also been published over at Humor Bloggers Dot Com!

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http://www.ihatemymessageboard.com Tracy

There is something wrong with people who wouldn’t have taken a photo of that.
Camera phone was the best thing ever invented, IMO.
http://annsrants.blogspot.com AnnsRants

panting…panting…your Oreo Ms. Panites.
http://smoochdog.squarespace.com Michelle

I laughed out loud at this. I love your inner 10 year old!
http://followinhim.blogspot.com Jourdan

hahaha, the eyes of a sperm. that’s hilarious. I’m not sure i knew what sperm was when i was ten years old!!
http://adamandkristinapulsipher.blogspot.com Kristina

Oh, you slay me.
http://www.valeriegail.blogspot.com Valerie

Funny, funny!! Off to Ann’s Rants.
Have a great weekend!!
http://redbirdacres.blogspot.com/ Sparky

I used to think a sperm bank distributed money … BOY, was I wrong! har har
Just think, no commuting for 2 days. [sigh] Have a great weekend pal! )
http://mightymfamily.blogspot.com Mighty M

I’ll go check it out!
http://whisperingwriter.blogspot.com/ Amber

Yipes! Scary sperm! I’m going to remember this and when my husband wants to do the deed I’ll just say something like, “Your sperm eyes scare me too much,” which will only confuse him but will hopefully distract him so he won’t want to do it anymore.
http://drew.mykitchentable.net/fatblog Drew

What in the hell were you doing up at 1:30 am when you were 10 years old!?!
http://gladysspeaks.blogspot.com/ Gladys

My 12 year old little boy who lives inside of me is snickering too.
http://bethsayswhatishouldhavesaid.blogspot.com/ Beth

Is it wrong of me to want to watch that show?
The Muse

Alright..I am headed that way!
http://JansplaceUSA.blogspot.com Jan

As my grandson used to say.. you crack me up!
Jan
http://thefiftyfactor.com Joanna J

Priceless. Absolutely priceless.
You crack me up every time!
Have a great weekend.
http://lostandfoundinindia.blogspot.com Braja

I’m surrounded by stars: you, Ann, everyone….damn you’re hot
And YAY I GOT ONTO YOUR PAGE!!!!!!!!! dance dance kick the heels (all in my imagination, if you saw me you’d know why…la la la la 555555!!!!!! lol)
http://lipstickdaily.com Elaine at Lipstickdaily

Hah! Headed over to Ann’s to check you out.
http://www.maviefolle.com Sheila

Sperm with eyes. Eweeee. They SO do not have eyes. (do they? lol)
I’ll go check you out on the other places, very cool btw)
http://www.nooterthedog.com Nooter

Fish heads, Fish heads
Roly poly Fish heads
Fish heads, Fish heads
Eat them up, Yum!
http://interstitial-life.blogspot.com/ K

There are so many dirty jokes, I can’t pick just one.
Love it.
http://texaswordtangle.blogspot.com Rhea

I think you’re closer to 12 yrs old. lol Pure middle school humor, baby.
You’re hilarious.
http://fragrantliar.blogspot.com Fragrant Liar

I can’t believe you didn’t know that sperm had eyes. I mean, COME ON! How do you think they get to where they’re going inside a uterus? They have to SEEEEE, dummy! Sheesh. And you call yourself a ten-year-old adult?
http://husbandsanon.blogspot.com Scott

Hhahahahaha
I thought it was just men who had age-lapses?
I read a newspaper article by SAPA the other day, in which they described the Kenyan Aristocrat murder case. They commented that it is the seocnd time that the man has been killed in two years.
Heh heh.
http://www.fracturedtoy.blogspot.com mannequin

tsk, tsk, tsk. Sperms and Secrets of the Deep. Oh my.
http://www.itsabeautyfilledlife.com/ Jennifer @ It’s A Beauty Fille

LOL! Being 10 rules. I don’t know why anybody thinks otherwise.
http://2under2whew.blogspot.com Carebear

Hahahahahaha!!! Glad to see I’m not the only one with a juvenile sense of humor, LOL! Stopped by to tell you that while you did NOT win the BIG prize over at my blog, I liked your comment so much that I’m awarding you a consellation prize which will include yummy treats from Seattle!!!! So please email me your mailing address at cari_berry@hotmail.com so I can send you your prize!!!! And check out your mention over at my blog today!
Thanks,
Cari
of Not Quite A Fairytale… Beauty and the little Beast
http://ottercreek.blogspot.com Sarah

Hilarious!
http://mojo11.blogspot.com/ Mojo

You had Bollywood Hits on Demand when you were 10??? How lucky!
http://mojo11.blogspot.com/ Mojo

Okay, the “kumquat” one just about put the coffee through the old schnozz. Now that I’ve stopped choking and coughing and spluttering, I believe you have the title slightly off. Wasn’t it “Kumtwat”? Or maybe it was “Thumbtwat”. Or possibly “Some Twat”… which I believe was subtitled “Sister”. Or some such thing.
I digress.
http://vehow.blogspot.com VE

Why do sperm have eyes? It’s pretty dark in there…do they have mag lights too?
http://mommamiameaculpa.com meleah rebeccah

Every time I click on our blog, I laugh HYSTERICALLY. That was way too funny.
http://nikkicrumpet.blogspot.com Nikkicrumpet

Just what do sperm have to look at anyway…it’s not like there are great views in their neighborhoods.
http://www.cheripryor.blogspot.com Cheri Pryor

My inner child thinks your inner child is funny. Post something about boogers and we will be lifelong friends….but you can leave the picture out. lol!