Comments on: Oh Yeah? How Long Has It Been Since YOU Took a Bath?

By: Cheri Pryor

Cheri Pryor — Mon, 22 Jun 2009 16:29:17 +0000

I haven’t read all the comments…but has it ever dawned on you that you could slip in the SHOWER? lol!
Love me a HOT bubble bath with a glass of (insert any alcoholic beverage here).
And Wink? Cute as can be…and am now wanting to kick some Save-A-Mutt butt. Morons.

By: Amanda Jones

Amanda Jones — Fri, 08 May 2009 02:53:44 +0000

Yeah for fun mail and I have no idea why spiders show up when you are neckky… just part of lifes cruel tricks!

By: Jen

Jen — Fri, 08 May 2009 02:01:21 +0000

You hair sprayed the spider! ’cause what else are you supposed to do with them? Did he just stick to the wall? Interestingly I found two smushed spiders on the plastic accordion thingy that keeps the cold air in the freezer. In other words, since that last sentence was really confusing, they got the door shut on them. They must have crawled in when I opened the door to pull out some pork and didn’t move fast enough. Stupid spiders. I should have taken a picture but my daughter was screaming so loudly I wasn’t in my right mind.
That wasn’t even what I was going to say and now I have gotten off track and I can’t remember what I was going to say.
I’m glad wink is back and those petfinder people should be shot.

By: Vince

Vince — Thu, 07 May 2009 18:46:38 +0000

Wow! Haha! Congratulations on being able to take a bath again! Haha! I can’t wait to read about that thing last year with the cop and the algae and the 437 rolls of bubble wrap. Haha. Great post!

By: Diaryofamadbathroom

Diaryofamadbathroom — Thu, 07 May 2009 17:48:03 +0000

I haven’t taken a bath since 1973 and don’t plan to ever take one again. Something about a bath feels very wrong to me. It’s like simmering in a “Me Soup” , it just feels weird. Not to metion, you really have use the shower anyway to rinse off and wash your hair. Two step cleanliness is not for the habitually lazy (me). Besides, the less time I spend with my own nakedness, the healthier my self-esteem remains. There’s not enough prozac for me to start taking baths as much as I would probably benefit from the minty-mocha freshness of it all. I’ve got issues. . .

By: Alex L.

Alex L. — Thu, 07 May 2009 13:48:27 +0000

Hey if all that bath stuff is natural, you’ll be able to survive off it, ‘if’ the zombie apocolypse ever comes…
Ha… if.

By: Sheryl

Sheryl — Thu, 07 May 2009 04:20:31 +0000

Thanks for stopping by, come on over anytime. And you right….why is it that the bugs come out after you’ve taken your clothes off or already have gotten in the shower.
Noah could have left those off the Ark.

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Thu, 07 May 2009 01:56:27 +0000

What in the H, E, double hockey sticks is going on with people nowadays? Holding dogs for ransom? RANSOM??!
Thanks for stopping by my blog today. I quite enjoyed my Poop Du Jour story myself. Generally, I’m the only one who enjoys them, so thanks for joining my club!

By: The Muse

The Muse — Wed, 06 May 2009 11:52:49 +0000

showers rule!
spiders stink!
face masks rock!
puppies ………….
BARK (silly)!
LOL

By: Mr. Condescending

Mr. Condescending — Wed, 06 May 2009 09:01:38 +0000

Hah, baths always made me feel icky when I was young, I haven’t taken one since very young!

By: Alana @ The Good Girl Gone Blo

Alana @ The Good Girl Gone Blo — Wed, 06 May 2009 08:18:17 +0000

This post just made my night- my roommate (who is moving back home next semester) hairsprays bugs. I thought she was the only one who did that!

By: Mandy

Mandy — Wed, 06 May 2009 03:44:19 +0000

Hilarious! I mean about the bath stuff, not the dog. I must say that I’m still a giddy idiot when I get stuff in the mail, that doesn’t mean that I don’t like sending stuff but it’s so fun to get it. By the way congratulations on your bath. And I’m glad to hear that the dog was given back to it’s rightful owners.

By: Alisha

Alisha — Wed, 06 May 2009 01:51:05 +0000

I’m checking out the store now! Those products look wonderful!
Ew about the spider!
I’m glad Wink is home now!
PS – Make sure you check out the annual Tuesday F. Whitt Blog Party, going on till the 12th! Let’s kick pediatric cancer’s butt one dollar at a time! Go to http://www.fundraiserblog.blogspot.com/

By: Mai Laws

Mai Laws — Tue, 05 May 2009 20:13:02 +0000

I have a very VIVID imagination. And I can’t get those 2 cops out of it!! (thanks to the sudden burst of laughter at “mocha mint” that scared the cat)…
“Rotting corpse?” … “Nah”… but in my mind, while attempting to read the rest of your blog, these 2 cops just start arguing over what that precious scent is.
Right around the hairsprayed spider, Cop #1 finally gets past the corpse smell to realize his partner’s NOT losing it but argues the hint of mocha is coming from the coffee he spilled that morning on his right sleeve. Cop #2 says, “I’m good… but not THAT good.”
Instead of shutting off my imagination and focusing more on your blog, I start working what I’m reading into my silly scented cop scenario as if it was a dream being influenced by the reality I could partially hear.
Cop #2 says, “Nah, I’ve smelled this before… it’s triggering memories of my Grandmother… how she smelled after her trips back from the South of France.” Cop #1 answers, “The grandmother you found dead in bathtub when you were 12?”
“Yeah… that one.”
As they both make their way into the bathroom, Cop #1 asks “Back in the 60′s right?
“Yeah… she’d slipped and fallen. We were staying there a lot ’cause Dad was off to war in Vietnam.”
And just as they were both entering the bathroom, the first cop jests “Wasn’t she naked? Ha! …I bet that image is burned into your brain.”
“Actually… not really. I don’t think about it much… wait… that scent. It’s strong in here…”
He pulls back the shower curtain and…
“GRANDMA!!!!! NOOOO!!!!!”
…
A.D.D.: it’s a love/hate relationship.

By: FreaKeroppi

FreaKeroppi — Tue, 05 May 2009 16:52:40 +0000

Jeebus, I lol’d at your picture with the face mask.
Oh, and good thing about Wink too! Woohoo!

By: midlife slices

midlife slices — Tue, 05 May 2009 08:18:49 +0000

Save a mutt sounds like a scam. Get the dog back and charge the rightful owner or else charge someone else to adopt the pet. This really pisses me off!
About that bath thing…..I can’t believe you’ve wasted your life showering all these years. What better luxury than soaking for half hour in your own dirty water? No really, I’m a bath person but I keep being told how disgusting that is….but I don’t care. TMI? yeah, probably.

By: Rhapsody

Rhapsody — Tue, 05 May 2009 07:34:43 +0000

Blessings, I still get tickled everytime i think about your blog title “Nanny Goats in Panties”, they don’t get any more original than that. As for coconut smell and pantyhose? Good lord i could stop laughing and asking myself whose pantyhose smells like coconuts and why would one mix the two smells which are worlds apart. You are funny. Enjoy the rest of your week.

By: Steph

Steph — Tue, 05 May 2009 04:41:04 +0000

I read ” I see this picture and think Halloween. Or Viet Nam.” and then I peed myself.
Also, I can’t believe Save-A-Mutt is their real name!!! I thought you were just calling them that to protect them from hate mail or something. What a terrible shelter name. I can’t believe the ridiculousness of this whole situation.

By: babs - beetle

babs - beetle — Mon, 04 May 2009 23:24:58 +0000

Poor little spider. I’d have done something similar I expect :O) I don’t take baths anymore. Too hard getting out now :O(

By: Laura

Laura — Mon, 04 May 2009 22:11:49 +0000

So glad to hear Wink is home! I don’t understand these shelters that harrass people who have adopted pets from them. They should be grateful that people want the pet enough to go through their ridiculous screening process. We got our last dog from the town shelter. Easy peasy.