http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-lost-episodes.html A humor column Thu, 09 Feb 2012 19:38:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-lost-episodes.html#comment-10247 Cheri Pryor Mon, 22 Jun 2009 16:47:18 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-the-lost-episodes.html#comment-10247 I'm guessing from your recent post last week you finally got your interview? It was great, btw! I've never (knock on anything resembling wood) locked myself out of the house. But the car? Yeah... I’m guessing from your recent post last week you finally got your interview? It was great, btw!
I’ve never (knock on anything resembling wood) locked myself out of the house. But the car? Yeah…

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-lost-episodes.html#comment-10246 Margo Sat, 16 May 2009 05:09:27 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-the-lost-episodes.html#comment-10246 Call me a wimp, but I don't think I should live in two rooms anymore. The locksmiths know me well in town. It always freaks me out how fast they work. Call me a wimp, but I don’t think I should live in two rooms anymore. The locksmiths know me well in town. It always freaks me out how fast they work.

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-lost-episodes.html#comment-10245 Smart Mouth Broad Sat, 02 May 2009 21:16:13 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-the-lost-episodes.html#comment-10245 Why is so much funnier when it's not you? Been there, done that. *sigh* Why is so much funnier when it’s not you? Been there, done that. *sigh*

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-lost-episodes.html#comment-10244 Joanna J Sat, 02 May 2009 07:12:52 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-the-lost-episodes.html#comment-10244 Had I known that was you pacing at "my" Starbucks at the top of the hill-- I'd have given you a ride home!!! And I'm available if you want to drop off a spare set of keys. I think I live right around the corner from your condo! Who knew!?!?! Had I known that was you pacing at “my” Starbucks at the top of the hill– I’d have given you a ride home!!! And I’m available if you want to drop off a spare set of keys. I think I live right around the corner from your condo! Who knew!?!?!

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-lost-episodes.html#comment-10243 Preston Sat, 02 May 2009 03:02:31 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-the-lost-episodes.html#comment-10243 I remember back in 1978 I was taking my future ex-wife out to dinner at a fancy restaurant called Victor Hugos. We were both 18 and never experienced valet parking. When the guy said get out of the car and we'll park it, we both got out and locked the doors-with the car still running-right in front of the restaurant entrance. Yup. Glad to see Winky is going to be returned. And please check out my newly redesigned blog at my own domain, www.meandtheblueskies.com. Yup, I said goodbye to blogspot! I remember back in 1978 I was taking my future ex-wife out to dinner at a fancy restaurant called Victor Hugos. We were both 18 and never experienced valet parking. When the guy said get out of the car and we’ll park it, we both got out and locked the doors-with the car still running-right in front of the restaurant entrance. Yup. Glad to see Winky is going to be returned. And please check out my newly redesigned blog at my own domain, http://www.meandtheblueskies.com. Yup, I said goodbye to blogspot!

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-lost-episodes.html#comment-10242 WannaSmile.com Sat, 02 May 2009 02:33:22 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-the-lost-episodes.html#comment-10242 Just wanted to let ya' know that I voted for you too:) All the best! Just wanted to let ya’ know that I voted for you too:) All the best!

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-lost-episodes.html#comment-10241 margie Sat, 02 May 2009 00:37:43 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-the-lost-episodes.html#comment-10241 crap. what can you say but crap. crap. what can you say but crap.

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-lost-episodes.html#comment-10240 Tricia Fri, 01 May 2009 21:41:38 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-the-lost-episodes.html#comment-10240 Blahh. I would have had to pee. Seriously, I've locked myself out of places several times and I always have to pee within ten seconds. Why's that? And you were going to interview who?? Blahh. I would have had to pee. Seriously, I’ve locked myself out of places several times and I always have to pee within ten seconds. Why’s that?
And you were going to interview who??

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-lost-episodes.html#comment-10239 Jan Fri, 01 May 2009 18:34:29 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-the-lost-episodes.html#comment-10239 Helloooooo! Margaret? Are you there, Margaret? I've got something for you on my site! Helloooooo! Margaret? Are you there, Margaret?
I’ve got something for you on my site!

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-lost-episodes.html#comment-10238 Breathe Fri, 01 May 2009 12:38:50 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-the-lost-episodes.html#comment-10238 Shoot you should have called me. I know four guys who could have gotten into your house. Course your TV would be gone, but that's covered by insurance, right? Shoot you should have called me. I know four guys who could have gotten into your house.
Course your TV would be gone, but that’s covered by insurance, right?

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-lost-episodes.html#comment-10237 Julie Fri, 01 May 2009 08:51:25 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-the-lost-episodes.html#comment-10237 Don't you just hate it when that happens? I have a thing for locking my keys in my car. Although, I did have to have a friend break into my house for me once but that's another story. Visiting from SITS tonight... love your blog so far! :) Don’t you just hate it when that happens? I have a thing for locking my keys in my car. Although, I did have to have a friend break into my house for me once but that’s another story. Visiting from SITS tonight… love your blog so far!

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-lost-episodes.html#comment-10236 Braja Thu, 30 Apr 2009 11:38:59 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-the-lost-episodes.html#comment-10236 Nup, looks like 2 cities sucks :) So good to catch up with you Miss Panties :)) xxx Nup, looks like 2 cities sucks
So good to catch up with you Miss Panties )
xxx

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-lost-episodes.html#comment-10235 Rhonda Thu, 30 Apr 2009 06:30:15 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-the-lost-episodes.html#comment-10235 Too funny! I love your blog! Thanks for stopping by my blog and leaving a comment! Too funny! I love your blog!
Thanks for stopping by my blog and leaving a comment!

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-lost-episodes.html#comment-10234 Creative Junkie Thu, 30 Apr 2009 03:49:44 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-the-lost-episodes.html#comment-10234 Can I get a medal? I've never locked myself out of my house! Out of my car, yes. But not my house. I've had the same key chain now for 25 years - it's a huge brass ring. I can push it all the way up above my elbow and just let my keys dangle, which is what I do so I always know where they are. I'm not even going to bother telling you how many times I've forgotten that they're dangling there, at which point I freak out, wondering where the hell my keys are. That speaks volumes as to how forgetful I'm becoming, but that's OK because I can't hear those volumes as apparently, I'm going deaf as well. Those keys make a freaking racket on my arm. Can I get a medal? I’ve never locked myself out of my house! Out of my car, yes. But not my house.
I’ve had the same key chain now for 25 years – it’s a huge brass ring. I can push it all the way up above my elbow and just let my keys dangle, which is what I do so I always know where they are.
I’m not even going to bother telling you how many times I’ve forgotten that they’re dangling there, at which point I freak out, wondering where the hell my keys are.
That speaks volumes as to how forgetful I’m becoming, but that’s OK because I can’t hear those volumes as apparently, I’m going deaf as well. Those keys make a freaking racket on my arm.

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-lost-episodes.html#comment-10233 Blond Duck Thu, 30 Apr 2009 03:36:58 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-the-lost-episodes.html#comment-10233 Holy crap! You poor thing. Why do you live in two cities? Holy crap! You poor thing. Why do you live in two cities?

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-lost-episodes.html#comment-10232 Jen Thu, 30 Apr 2009 02:26:09 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-the-lost-episodes.html#comment-10232 I often think I need a little piece of paper in my pants or jacket that explains where I am going, who I am meeting and when my kids need to be picked up and from where, just in case I get hit by a meteor or win the lottery and fly off to Bermuda, or lock my keys in the car and then throw myself into traffic because I left my phone in the car. I never actually get around to writing this note but I think about it enough to know that you are as sick as I am and we are both in need of some anti-anxiety pills. I suspect the guy you were interviewing locked himself out of the house and was unable to get to the interview because he was in possession of his other house keys. I carry all my keys on one ring along with a bunch of things with my name on it to remind me that they are indeed my keys. My key chain weighs at least 17lbs. I don't forget it all that often since I really notice when I don't have it. I often think I need a little piece of paper in my pants or jacket that explains where I am going, who I am meeting and when my kids need to be picked up and from where, just in case I get hit by a meteor or win the lottery and fly off to Bermuda, or lock my keys in the car and then throw myself into traffic because I left my phone in the car. I never actually get around to writing this note but I think about it enough to know that you are as sick as I am and we are both in need of some anti-anxiety pills. I suspect the guy you were interviewing locked himself out of the house and was unable to get to the interview because he was in possession of his other house keys. I carry all my keys on one ring along with a bunch of things with my name on it to remind me that they are indeed my keys. My key chain weighs at least 17lbs. I don’t forget it all that often since I really notice when I don’t have it.

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-lost-episodes.html#comment-10231 Sarah Wed, 29 Apr 2009 23:10:54 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-the-lost-episodes.html#comment-10231 Hope Wink is released soon! Sorry about the key fiasco. My husband has tried to show me how to "pick" our locks...but thankfully, the few times I've locked myself out, he's been home, or my MIL (who has a spare) has been available. Hope Wink is released soon!
Sorry about the key fiasco. My husband has tried to show me how to “pick” our locks…but thankfully, the few times I’ve locked myself out, he’s been home, or my MIL (who has a spare) has been available.

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-lost-episodes.html#comment-10230 kel Wed, 29 Apr 2009 22:17:32 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-the-lost-episodes.html#comment-10230 I have given keys to my best friends and my mom and my neighbor because I lock myself out at least twice a year... at least. I have given keys to my best friends and my mom and my neighbor because I lock myself out at least twice a year… at least.

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-lost-episodes.html#comment-10229 wendz Wed, 29 Apr 2009 19:19:49 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-the-lost-episodes.html#comment-10229 Oh wow - what a bummer! Amazing how panicky we get when something like that happens and in all honesty it really is an easy situation to get out of. Not so long ago my key got stuck in the security gate outside our front door so I was locked outside. I drove up to the local locksmith who came back with me - 4 mins away - it took him 2 mins to unjam the thing and then he charged me a friggin fortune! But what choice did I have?? Oh wow – what a bummer! Amazing how panicky we get when something like that happens and in all honesty it really is an easy situation to get out of.
Not so long ago my key got stuck in the security gate outside our front door so I was locked outside. I drove up to the local locksmith who came back with me – 4 mins away – it took him 2 mins to unjam the thing and then he charged me a friggin fortune! But what choice did I have??

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-lost-episodes.html#comment-10228 Blicky Kitty Wed, 29 Apr 2009 10:21:34 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/04/keys-the-lost-episodes.html#comment-10228 Don't tell me you scored that big Gene Rayburn interview we've all been vying for! Gene Simmons? Gary Coleman? Don’t tell me you scored that big Gene Rayburn interview we’ve all been vying for!
Gene Simmons? Gary Coleman?

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