Employment is For the Birds

Unemployment is high enough already that we don't need people out there exacerbating the issue by hiring animals to do the work. And I don't want to hear anybody trying to correct me by saying, "Oh, we use the term 'human-challenged'".

Have you heard about the new reality show called Aviarian Idol?

They only hire birds for the show. The contestants are birds. The judges are birds. The show's crew are birds. I walked onto their set last Tuesday to apply for a job and witnessed this feathered buffoonery:




It's discrimination and I intend to start a cause called "WTF: Whack The Fowls".

This whole bird thing has been an ongoing problem for decades, people. DECADES! Or do I need to refresh your memory by mentioning, Donald Duck, Daffy Duck and Foghorn Leghorn - All corporate lackeys stealing jobs from hard-working humans like you and me.

And it doesn't stop with the current worming into Reality Shows. There are plans for a new spinoff of a popular franchise: Law and Order: Quackdown.

By the way, I'll also be protesting Twitter, for obvious reasons. Except for when I grab my virtual private parts and type "Tweet this, pal!"

Goat Thing of the Day

Pamela at My Thoughts Exactly is traveling in Texas Hill Country this week, where she came upon these curious cuties:

Thank You Letters...

Today's Thank You letter goes out to La Belette Rouge for mentioning Nanny Goats in Panties in her post entitled K-Line Q and A the other day.