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	<title>Comments on: Love Thyself. Just Not in Front of Me</title>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/03/love-thyself-just-not-in-front-of-me.html#comment-17985</link>
		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 03 May 2011 14:53:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Margaret (nannygoats)</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/03/love-thyself-just-not-in-front-of-me.html#comment-8571</link>
		<dc:creator>Margaret (nannygoats)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Dec 2010 20:05:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I don&#039;t understand why people thinks it&#039;s OK to be wanking in public. I mean if they&#039;re going to offend me, don&#039;t I have a right to retaliate? And I don&#039;t mean by wanking back at them. I mean throwing something at them. Or calling everyone&#039;s attention to it within earshot. Or something that might embarrass the guy. Although I can&#039;t imagine what THAT would be if he&#039;s wanking in public.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I don&#8217;t understand why people thinks it&#8217;s OK to be wanking in public. I mean if they&#8217;re going to offend me, don&#8217;t I have a right to retaliate? And I don&#8217;t mean by wanking back at them. I mean throwing something at them. Or calling everyone&#8217;s attention to it within earshot. Or something that might embarrass the guy. Although I can&#8217;t imagine what THAT would be if he&#8217;s wanking in public.</p>
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		<title>By: sf_mundi</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/03/love-thyself-just-not-in-front-of-me.html#comment-8570</link>
		<dc:creator>sf_mundi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 23 Dec 2010 19:26:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;m cracking up - I have been to a half a dozen nudist beaches(always fully clothed) which happen to be some of the most scenic spots (in terms of non-human scenery) along the CA coast. WITHOUT FAIL, there&#039;s a creepy guy wanking off, WITHOUT FAIL. I have no opinions about nudists but creepy old fat guys masturbating in public is just wrong, wrong, wrong. There, I&#039;m glad we&#039;ve resolved this issue. </description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m cracking up &#8211; I have been to a half a dozen nudist beaches(always fully clothed) which happen to be some of the most scenic spots (in terms of non-human scenery) along the CA coast. WITHOUT FAIL, there&#8217;s a creepy guy wanking off, WITHOUT FAIL. I have no opinions about nudists but creepy old fat guys masturbating in public is just wrong, wrong, wrong. There, I&#8217;m glad we&#8217;ve resolved this issue.</p>
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		<title>By: Margaret (nannygoats)</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/03/love-thyself-just-not-in-front-of-me.html#comment-4849</link>
		<dc:creator>Margaret (nannygoats)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 24 Aug 2010 03:23:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks for reading! And for Tweeting! I enjoyed meeting you and BBC too and I hope you have a great week. May you write in good health (and purple ink! :) )</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for reading! And for Tweeting! I enjoyed meeting you and BBC too and I hope you have a great week. May you write in good health (and purple ink! <img src='http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  )</p>
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		<title>By: JennyB</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/03/love-thyself-just-not-in-front-of-me.html#comment-4823</link>
		<dc:creator>JennyB</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 22 Aug 2010 06:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I loved the title and had to visit.  You have a talent!  I really enjoyed talking with you at SF Bloggy Boot Camp and look forward to more guffaws from your site.  I appreciate that our career paths have some of the same elements and will learn a lot from reading here.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;Thanks for the pen too!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I loved the title and had to visit.  You have a talent!  I really enjoyed talking with you at SF Bloggy Boot Camp and look forward to more guffaws from your site.  I appreciate that our career paths have some of the same elements and will learn a lot from reading here.</p>
<p>Thanks for the pen too!</p>
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		<title>By: Margaret (nannygoats)</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/03/love-thyself-just-not-in-front-of-me.html#comment-4542</link>
		<dc:creator>Margaret (nannygoats)</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 23:00:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thank you, Rebecca Sue. It&#039;s unfortunate that Disqus stole all my comments when I switched blogging platforms, or else Total_loss26 might have gotten a better idea of the spirit of this post, as this one was clearly the only one he read. Most people took this article in the way it was intended and thought it was hysterical, rather than calling me a prude.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thank you, Rebecca Sue. It&#39;s unfortunate that Disqus stole all my comments when I switched blogging platforms, or else Total_loss26 might have gotten a better idea of the spirit of this post, as this one was clearly the only one he read. Most people took this article in the way it was intended and thought it was hysterical, rather than calling me a prude.</p>
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		<title>By: Rebecca Sue</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/03/love-thyself-just-not-in-front-of-me.html#comment-4535</link>
		<dc:creator>Rebecca Sue</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 30 Jul 2010 16:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Masturbation IS perfectly normal, but not in public!  Perhaps that is why the law forbids it Total_loss26.. Furthermore, it&#039;s not the Author who relayed negative comments here, it is you.  But I fail to see where anything you had to say will influence anyone so no harm done.  Ha Ha! &quot;It probably shouldn&#039;t be done in public&quot; REALLY??</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Masturbation IS perfectly normal, but not in public!  Perhaps that is why the law forbids it Total_loss26.. Furthermore, it&#39;s not the Author who relayed negative comments here, it is you.  But I fail to see where anything you had to say will influence anyone so no harm done.  Ha Ha! &#8220;It probably shouldn&#39;t be done in public&#8221; REALLY??</p>
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		<title>By: Total_loss26</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/03/love-thyself-just-not-in-front-of-me.html#comment-4317</link>
		<dc:creator>Total_loss26</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 02:02:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That is to bad that your a prude. But at least you tried. Masturbation is perfectly normal, but it probably shouldn&#039;t be done in public. It is to bad you influence people with negitive comments</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That is to bad that your a prude. But at least you tried. Masturbation is perfectly normal, but it probably shouldn&#39;t be done in public. It is to bad you influence people with negitive comments</p>
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		<title>By: Organic Motherhood with Cool Whip</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/03/love-thyself-just-not-in-front-of-me.html#comment-39</link>
		<dc:creator>Organic Motherhood with Cool Whip</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Mar 2010 21:58:43 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ewwwww! Hand to gland combat!</description>
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		<title>By: Cheri Pryor</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/03/love-thyself-just-not-in-front-of-me.html#comment-15597</link>
		<dc:creator>Cheri Pryor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 17:15:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ve had the drive-by experience....on my way to work one morning. I have to say I was actually a wee-bit traumatized by it.
Wee bit. I&#039;m sure that would sum it up if I had actually looked long enough to really &quot;measure up&quot; the situation.
Don&#039;t think I&#039;ll be visiting any nude beaches soon. Okay, ever.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ve had the drive-by experience&#8230;.on my way to work one morning. I have to say I was actually a wee-bit traumatized by it.<br />
Wee bit. I&#8217;m sure that would sum it up if I had actually looked long enough to really &#8220;measure up&#8221; the situation.<br />
Don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ll be visiting any nude beaches soon. Okay, ever.</p>
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		<title>By: The American Homemaker</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/03/love-thyself-just-not-in-front-of-me.html#comment-15596</link>
		<dc:creator>The American Homemaker</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 07 Mar 2009 06:21:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>When I was online dating I had a guy once start a conversation with &quot;Does it bother you that I&#039;m jacking off to your picture right now?&quot;  My reply, &quot;Well... since I&#039;m a good little Mormon girl from Utah I don&#039;t really appreciate it much.&quot;  He closed the chat window... LOL  I think he was expecting me to play back :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When I was online dating I had a guy once start a conversation with &#8220;Does it bother you that I&#8217;m jacking off to your picture right now?&#8221;  My reply, &#8220;Well&#8230; since I&#8217;m a good little Mormon girl from Utah I don&#8217;t really appreciate it much.&#8221;  He closed the chat window&#8230; LOL  I think he was expecting me to play back <img src='http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Kim aka diasigirl</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/03/love-thyself-just-not-in-front-of-me.html#comment-15595</link>
		<dc:creator>Kim aka diasigirl</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 14:49:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I went topless once. I went to a nude beach with my friend and her husband and they stripped down completely. It was a little strange for me and I can&#039;t imagine doing it now but I am glad I can say I tried it. :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I went topless once. I went to a nude beach with my friend and her husband and they stripped down completely. It was a little strange for me and I can&#8217;t imagine doing it now but I am glad I can say I tried it. <img src='http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Margo</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/03/love-thyself-just-not-in-front-of-me.html#comment-15594</link>
		<dc:creator>Margo</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 11:40:22 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I&#039;ll keep that in mind, and I love the &quot;hand to gland combat&quot;. Nice :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;ll keep that in mind, and I love the &#8220;hand to gland combat&#8221;. Nice <img src='http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Thinkinfyou</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/03/love-thyself-just-not-in-front-of-me.html#comment-15593</link>
		<dc:creator>Thinkinfyou</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 07:43:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I thought you could go blind from doing that?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I thought you could go blind from doing that?</p>
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		<title>By: Mike</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/03/love-thyself-just-not-in-front-of-me.html#comment-15592</link>
		<dc:creator>Mike</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Mar 2009 04:27:53 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You see?
That&#039;s why hippies should be outlawed.
I&#039;ve always thought that if you shot all the hippies then syphilis would dissapear.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You see?<br />
That&#8217;s why hippies should be outlawed.<br />
I&#8217;ve always thought that if you shot all the hippies then syphilis would dissapear.</p>
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		<title>By: Kristin</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/03/love-thyself-just-not-in-front-of-me.html#comment-15591</link>
		<dc:creator>Kristin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 23:01:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That&#039;s gross and people like that should be done something with.  Even if it is a nude beach, it seems like people should still have manners!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That&#8217;s gross and people like that should be done something with.  Even if it is a nude beach, it seems like people should still have manners!</p>
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		<title>By: dizzblnd</title>
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		<dc:creator>dizzblnd</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 18:31:36 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Pointing and laughing is a great idea.  Now I will know how to handle something like this (and I pray it NEVER does) happen to me.  It&#039;s always very funny when it happens to someone else though ;P</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Pointing and laughing is a great idea.  Now I will know how to handle something like this (and I pray it NEVER does) happen to me.  It&#8217;s always very funny when it happens to someone else though ;P</p>
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		<title>By: melly</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/03/love-thyself-just-not-in-front-of-me.html#comment-15589</link>
		<dc:creator>melly</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 13:54:52 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=we9_CdNPuJg
I would have fainted!  Ha!</description>
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I would have fainted!  Ha!</p>
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		<title>By: violetteb</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/03/love-thyself-just-not-in-front-of-me.html#comment-15588</link>
		<dc:creator>violetteb</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 11:45:23 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>That title is too funny,I&#039;m going to have to come back later to read the rest so I don&#039;t choke to death.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That title is too funny,I&#8217;m going to have to come back later to read the rest so I don&#8217;t choke to death.</p>
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		<title>By: mrsmouthy</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2009/03/love-thyself-just-not-in-front-of-me.html#comment-15587</link>
		<dc:creator>mrsmouthy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Mar 2009 11:16:35 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ew.  Ew ew ew ew ew.  Don&#039;t you know any stories about newborn kittens or something else more Internet-appropriate?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ew.  Ew ew ew ew ew.  Don&#8217;t you know any stories about newborn kittens or something else more Internet-appropriate?</p>
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