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Nanny Goats Creates Frenzy at L.A. Landmark

Here’s what I don’t get: You haul your ass down to Hollywood Boulevard in Los Angeles, taking your out-of-town visitors with you, to show off an historic landmark – The Hollywood Sidewalk of Stars, or whatever it’s called (don’t ask me, I just live here.)

But you’re walking…

and you’re walking…

Who ARE these people? They take the ‘Fame’ out of Walk of Fame! (Oh, yeah…that’s the name of this place)

I say that last one was made up! Lurene Tuttle? Really?

Anybody remember that M.A.S.H. episode where they made up a guy named Tuttle? Had everyone convinced the guy existed? Hot Lips thought she was in love with the guy – that they dated!?

Well if this so-called Tuttle can get a star, why can’t Nanny Goats get one?

But then I heard that you can BUY these things. So you know what I did?


Nanny Goats Star

Yeah, you probably caught the frenetic paparazzi scene on Showbiz Tonight last week when they unveiled this baby. The Walk of Fame Chairman thanked me for classing up the street with the mere presence of my name. Because EVERYBODY knows who I am, right? Unlike these bozos:

I can’t believe they allow fictional characters. That’s right! I’m talking to YOU, Johnny Depp!

So anyway, the next time you’re in Los Angeles cruising Hollywood Boulevard, be sure to keep an eye out for my star. Just look for the long line of fans wearing Souvenir Goat Head NGIP Gullible Stalker Chrome Dome Warmers (only $75.00 USD) and waiting for hours just to catch a glimpse of their idol’s piece of cement.

Up next, I’ll be purchasing a spot on the Senate floor Academy Awards nomination list for best picture: Nanny Goats in Panties Brokeback What You Did Last Summer.

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Goat Thing of The Day

Meet Pricilla:

She is the spokesgoat for Happy Goats Soap. She pushes products made from her milk, such as the I Love My Goat Soap.

You can also visit Pricilla at her blog called The Maaaaa of Pricilla.

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  1. This blog TOTALLY deserves to be on the Walk of Fame!

  2. FreaKeroppi says:

    Oh, psh. You were just looking for an excuse to mention Johnny Depp in your blog. πŸ˜‰

  3. Did you lay on top of it and kiss it like Glenn Close did? I wish I could have been there. Just think…..the people that could have pee’d on that spot before Glenn kissed it. ewwww……

  4. Suzy says:

    Well since I’m in the biz I know of Nina Foch, who was a movie star and Lurene Tuttle, but I never saw her work. It’s easy to figure out who people are, Nina has a movie cam under her name, Lurene has a TV and one of the others has a record player:

  5. Shannon says:

    Seriously?!!?!?!? Godzilla?!!?!??!

  6. MJ says:

    Where can I get me one of them fancy NGIP hats?

  7. Laurel says:

    So Nanny I’ve had houseguests and haven’t stopped by enough. Clearly. Because you truly crack me up. And you are also just a weeeee bit popular – do you know how many profile hits you have? Doesn’t this just all make up for Jr High? Peace.

  8. MadMadMargo says:

    I’m kindda hypnotized by the bright, shiny, sparkly, glittery star you have. Nice!

  9. Alex L. says:

    Nina Foch, whoa, she has fans, crazy crazy fans, be careful what you say!

  10. Leslie says:

    Speaking of fictional Johnny Depp, the last time I visited the Walk of Fame, I got harassed by “Jack Sparrow” for taking a picture of him, from far away, and not giving him a dollar tip!!! I wasn’t even in the picture, I was just taking a photo of all the characters hanging around the Chinese Theater….jerk!!

  11. Michele says:

    Very clever post. I have done the same walk myself wondering the same thing. I didn’t put it as well as you have here! Have a great weekend!

  12. Joe says:

    “Nanny Goats in Panties Brokeback What You Did Last Summer.”
    At least you didn’t do the film “Nanny Goats Does Dallas.”

  13. Preston says:

    Lurene Tuttle was a character actress who did vaudeville, radio, film, and TV. It’s amazing how many “forgotten” stars there are. But I bet the NGIP star will never ever ever be forgotten.

  14. I remember Captain Tuttle from MASH! He wasn’t real, though. Radar invented him, I think.
    In any event, congrats on your star. I’ll look for it next time I’m out west, which will be when Alabama plays in the Rose Bowl again.

  15. Aubrey says:

    Fanflippintastic movie. Definitely on my best of 2009 list already!

  16. The country music scene was never the same again after Homer quit managing Lurene and she went back to Spittle County …

  17. Preach on Nanny! Only stars we love like Nanny McPhee and Billy Dee.

  18. I will buy your star or camp around it if you buy it. Screw Johnny Depp. Maybe they will put yours around that Jim Brewer guy who did goat boy. Does he even have one?

  19. Wow. I think serial killers should get their own stars…

  20. Anna Lefler says:

    Okay, I would just like to state for the record that I studied acting with Godzilla. Seriously, all the same workshops going back years, and she TOTALLY SLEPT her way into every friggin’ part she got while the rest of us had to make our way with only our looks and God-given talent.
    I’m so sick of hearing about her. The big, scaly skank.
    Johnny Depp

  21. wa says:

    Now I’m thinking of stars and goats and Tuttles and don’t know what to do. Maybe I need to get a snack.

  22. Pooba says:

    A geeze you are famous! I will gladly pay $75 for that! You should action off a toothpick that you have chewed on. I bet it’d go foe millions!

  23. where’s the petition for nanny goats’ star????
    sign me up!
    you my dear are fabulous and make me smile daily!
    p.s. i wanna smooch priscilla!

  24. KJ says:

    Me thinks you got’em many comments on the Humor site now. You deserve ’em too.
    Now, as far as Ms. Tuttle, she was a movie star from the 30s, 40s and 50s. Long gone now.

  25. C’mon. EVERYONE knows Lurene Tuttle appeared in the ‘Murder is a Two Stroke Penalty’ episode of ‘Crazy Like a Fox in 1985.
    Everyone with access to, that is.

  26. Jenn Thorson says:

    Lurene- it sounds like a 1930s clothes detergent.
    I wonder if Godzilla showed up to put his claws and, er, other claws in cement?

  27. Mojo says:

    Okay, is anyone not hearing Chad Kroeger singing “Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me.”?*
    Who knew? I think your money was well spent M. You know how long these unions and guilds and crap can take to do anything, and really they were only delaying the inevitable. You were bound to have your own star as soon as the SAG regime change happened anyway. But these things take time and if you want to see your own star you either gotta buy it or kiss so much goat that you could run for political office.
    Oh, and in a cross-referential comment that won’t be buried 100 comments deep (maybe) that SNL “Honky” sketch is one of my all time faves!
    *For the tragically un-hip, that line comes from the Nickelback song “Rockstar”… ‘I want a new tour bus full of old guitars/My own star on Hollywood Boulevard/Somewhere between Cher and James Dean is fine for me’

  28. Jessica Bern says:

    I loved your star. Shiniest one on the block.

  29. Pricilla says:

    thank you so much for mentioning me! I am a flustered goat right now being in such an august blog!
    I, of course, think all things goat should be recognized and honored so I feel you do deserve your star on the Walk of Fame and if I ever escape again from my pen I will try and visit it.

  30. THE MUSE says:

    The stars have lost their shimmer, their gleam, their meaning..oh not YOURS of course…. πŸ™‚ For we all know you should have had one LONG ago… πŸ™‚

  31. Tiggy says:

    Wow, your own star. Now people can walk all over your name and drop gum on it – just like the real stars!

  32. Ken Geraths says:

    Wow, I now know someone who is someone. I didn’t know my friend Jonny Depp had a star….lol

  33. Jenn says:

    I was actually watching a movie the other night that Lauren Tuttle was in. I can’t remember the name of the movie, but I remember her name. Obviously the movie really stood out, eh? My brother is in California for a month, I must make him go see the walk and bring me back NGIP souvenirs. πŸ™‚

  34. Rsusanna says:

    Is that star for the old fake crapy looking Godzilla or the newer much more realistic version?

  35. LarryG says:

    always laughing when I read your posts!
    thanks again!

  36. orion says:

    Godzilla is my non-fictional friend, yeah… How dare those bastards put someone made up in the same line of greatness.
    Hollywood needs an enema.

  37. Cynthia says:

    OMG! You have your own pentagoat! And it sparkles. I’ll bet Godzilla’s doesn’t sparkle. As always, I have coffee all over my keyboard.

  38. lisa says:

    I think Pricilla needs a star, too.
    Maybe you could get a buy one star get one free. With this bad economy they might be willing to make a deal.

  39. Em says:

    Don’t you just have to pay for one of those things?
    I’ll start passing the hat for you…

  40. AnnsRants says:

    Hells people, I love her so much I gave her two identical reviews. Don’t be intimidated by my technological genius…
    Just look for those super ugly sad-ass action-heroes outside the Chinese Theater and they’ll point you right to the Nanny-Star.

  41. lizspin says:

    Thanks for the StumbleUpon! I never knew they existed. . . so much to learn about the blogging world.
    I’ll tell you about black sticky boobs another day.
    And – one last thing – if a nannygoat in panties has a star, does that make it the “Walk of Shame” instead of “The Walk of Fame?????” Just wondering. . . .

  42. K says:

    I totally want a star now.
    It does seem like they are giving them away all the time.
    I don’t think fictional characters should be allowed- even if they did destroy NYC.

  43. dizzblnd says:

    Congrats on you star! The movie name is hilarious… I can’t wait to see it πŸ™‚

  44. debby says:

    OOOOOOoooooooooooh. Nanny Goat’s star is shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiny….

  45. Yaya says:

    That’s awesome!!!!!! I love it!
    Love the name of your movie-hilarious!

  46. Kisa says:


  47. Jenny says:

    Lurene nothing… who is Lucho??
    Love your star. If I ever make it to your lovely country I will go looking for it.

  48. Braja says:

    Hell, girl, you don’t know who Lurene Tuttle is???
    Anyway I bet she never had a blog and was featured like that gorgeous hunk of female goaty Miss Priscilla…