Book Review: The Cure For Modern Life

My review of The Cure For Modern Life by Lisa Tucker has been published on Curled Up With a Good Book. If you wish to read it, click here or on the book cover.

Where x = a Japanese Chicken Monster

LameMovies.net has posted my review of The X From Outer Space. Click here to read it, if you wish.

AND... if that isn't enough, the website has begun linking the reviews on imdb. Click here to see that. Or you can see it in the picture below. Here I was about to ask them if I could do it, and they were the tortoise to my hare. Or something like that.

It's All Relative

There's a story out that Barack Obama is related to Brad Pitt, while Hillary Clinton is related to Angelina Jolie.

I guess that just goes to show what kind of information you can get from someone's passport files.

Saying Things Differently

Because I can't leave well enough alone, I've installed a new comment thingy. I like how it works on a fellow blogger's site, so I'm copycatting her idea.

Anyhew, you may have to login or something the first time, but never again after that. I think. I don't know, maybe it will totally suck for you and you'll never comment again, in which case, screw you and your lousy-ass bellyachings anyway. Nobody cares what you have to say. Oops! Did I just say that out loud?

What I meant to say was: Your comments are very important to us. Please stay on the line and your comment will be addressed in the order in which it was received.

By the way, have any of you seen "Garfield Minus Garfield"? Some guy is coralling Garfield strips featuring Jon alone. What we are left with is a lonely, boring, neurotic, depressed, cat man.

This is Not About Cupcakes

While I was watching every episode of Arrested Development on hulu.com with the Blue Angels rumbling in the background, I began thinking: if the world is going to end in December 2012, what should I really be doing? I mean, I've already seen Arrested Development. Shouldn't I be catching up on the last season of The Wire, or at the very least, cashing out my 401K and blowing it on something? With the rate that time is flying these days (as fast as, say, a Blue Angel) the world will end on what will seem like next Friday, so we should really get hopping. For more information regarding the end of the world, you're lucky. There are a multitude of .com domains attributed to this such as: worldend2012.com, apocalypse2012.com, december212012.com, etc.

Wouldn't it be funny to find out that the Joe WebSiteGuy who nabbed endoftheworld2012.com paid for 20 years ownership of the domain name in advance instead of the year-at-a-time plan because it was cheaper in the long run? If the world ends in 2012, boy, will Joe have egg on his face. HA HA HA !!!!!

That hulu that You Do So Well

I don't want to get too excited, because I haven't fully checked this out yet, but hulu.com premieres today and one of the things you can watch is ALL OF ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT. Mere words can't describe my elation about this, not to mention that you don't have to spend your valuable Netflix Queue slots on this. This hulu thing could be just about the best thing that's happened to us, or the worst, depending on how you look at it.

Pay Attention to Your Poo

I've been getting a lot of requests (okay, one request) to post a new entry so that little black RDJ is moved down a notch. However, since I'm not exactly gregarious in the blogosphere lately, I will mention some recommended reading. It's entertaining, and educational. It's all about a little brown book about poo. Click here for more info.

Who Is This Guy?

For those of you who have not seen this picture already, can you guess who the black guy is?




Give up? Since most people's eyes may peripherally pick up the name before truly studying the picture, I'm just going to blather on and on about nothing much really before ultimately revealing this actor's identity. Eventually, however, you will be told that it's none other than Robert Downey Jr. ... No, really.

Prolificity Prevention

LameMovies.net's turnaround has been a little slow. So slow that I held off writing any more movie reviews until I was sure they were still on the air and paying attention to me. So anyway, my review of Snow Cake has been published on their site. Click here to read it.