http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html A humor column Thu, 09 Feb 2012 19:38:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9804 pam Mon, 22 Dec 2008 15:54:25 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9804 I drain meat fat into a collander that is precariously perched on a bowl in the kitchen sink. Later, when the fat's congealed. I scrape the bowl and throw the fat into the garbage. Yes, I change garbage bags with great frequency. Yes, there's probably a much "greener" method. No, I'm not going to read the 69 comments above to search for it. I drain meat fat into a collander that is precariously perched on a bowl in the kitchen sink. Later, when the fat’s congealed. I scrape the bowl and throw the fat into the garbage. Yes, I change garbage bags with great frequency. Yes, there’s probably a much “greener” method. No, I’m not going to read the 69 comments above to search for it.

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9803 melly Wed, 17 Dec 2008 13:40:53 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9803 I bought an actual vintage grease jar on ebay. It's what I'll keep my fat in from now on! I bought an actual vintage grease jar on ebay. It’s what I’ll keep my fat in from now on!

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9802 Ann Wed, 17 Dec 2008 02:55:11 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9802 Not only do I have an almost identical jar o'lard on my counter.... cripes... I've got the same tile... Cue Twilight Zone TV theme.... Not only do I have an almost identical jar o’lard on my counter…. cripes… I’ve got the same tile… Cue Twilight Zone TV theme….

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9801 Jennifer Wed, 17 Dec 2008 02:06:12 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9801 fat? we only eat hotdogs around here...hotdogs and chicken nuggets and bologna sandwhichs. no need for flushing fat down the drain. now we have all sorts of things that we put in the toilet, or rather my daughter puts in the toilet--my little ponies, blocks, trimmers, scissors,ect.. you know, the usual. fat? we only eat hotdogs around here…hotdogs and chicken nuggets and bologna sandwhichs. no need for flushing fat down the drain. now we have all sorts of things that we put in the toilet, or rather my daughter puts in the toilet–my little ponies, blocks, trimmers, scissors,ect..
you know, the usual.

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9800 Alex L. Mon, 15 Dec 2008 12:21:43 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9800 Please tell me all that fat isnt from one meal... Please tell me all that fat isnt from one meal…

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9799 MadMadMargo Mon, 15 Dec 2008 12:18:00 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9799 I hide my fat in my big 'ol granny panties. I hide my fat in my big ‘ol granny panties.

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9798 Dawn Mon, 15 Dec 2008 09:52:24 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9798 I didn't have time to read through everyone's comments. I just pour it directly into the trash! Usually the trash if full so it isn't running straight to the bottom. If I need to then I'll put paper towels in the trash to soak it up. I refuse to save fat! Blech! I do own a little metal container that says 'grease' on the outside. I believe it has bacon fat from 1993 in it! LOL!! I didn’t have time to read through everyone’s comments.
I just pour it directly into the trash! Usually the trash if full so it isn’t running straight to the bottom. If I need to then I’ll put paper towels in the trash to soak it up. I refuse to save fat! Blech!
I do own a little metal container that says ‘grease’ on the outside. I believe it has bacon fat from 1993 in it! LOL!!

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9797 meleah rebeccah Mon, 15 Dec 2008 09:44:18 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9797 OMG. We used to store out fat in a metal can too. Now I seem to be storing my fat in my triple chin! OMG.
We used to store out fat in a metal can too.
Now I seem to be storing my fat in my triple chin!

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9796 deidre Sun, 14 Dec 2008 04:18:24 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9796 All I can think of is that Friends episode where for Rachel to forgive Ross she is going to make him drink the fat. I'm a vegetarian, so its less about draining the meat and more about not buying it. All I can think of is that Friends episode where for Rachel to forgive Ross she is going to make him drink the fat.
I’m a vegetarian, so its less about draining the meat and more about not buying it.

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9795 Rants Sat, 13 Dec 2008 21:01:13 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9795 Thanks for visiting my blog. Now I have to follow you. Why do we go though this fat storing process? I mean how much fat do you have to use to clog a drain? I don't think anyone cooks like that anymore, do they? Thanks for visiting my blog. Now I have to follow you. Why do we go though this fat storing process? I mean how much fat do you have to use to clog a drain? I don’t think anyone cooks like that anymore, do they?

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9794 Midlife Slices Sat, 13 Dec 2008 11:32:09 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9794 You gift is posted on my site. I hope you'll stop by and see what I got you. You gift is posted on my site. I hope you’ll stop by and see what I got you.

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9793 Jen Sat, 13 Dec 2008 10:39:40 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9793 And as soon as you have patented your grease drizzle thingy you can sell it...and then there will be a whole bunch of Pinoy/Pinay blogs touting the wonder of the Frilly Pants Grease Drizzle Thingy that no one can live without. You rock! And as soon as you have patented your grease drizzle thingy you can sell it…and then there will be a whole bunch of Pinoy/Pinay blogs touting the wonder of the Frilly Pants Grease Drizzle Thingy that no one can live without. You rock!

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9789 LuckyMe Sat, 13 Dec 2008 09:03:26 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9789 Spaghetti jar just like you. Spaghetti jar just like you.

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9792 Jennifer Sat, 13 Dec 2008 05:33:37 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9792 Girl you make me laugh!! Girl you make me laugh!!

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9791 MJ Sat, 13 Dec 2008 04:12:27 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9791 I think it's mostly in my thighs, but some ends up in my cheeks (both kinds). I think it’s mostly in my thighs, but some ends up in my cheeks (both kinds).

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9790 nikkicrumpet Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:57:58 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9790 Hey...I'd buy your gadget...oh wait...I don't cook...so I don't have to drain anything! See those little microwave dishes come already prepared...and I don't have to give a ratsazz what they do with their fat drainage. woo hoo! it pays to be lazy! Hey…I’d buy your gadget…oh wait…I don’t cook…so I don’t have to drain anything! See those little microwave dishes come already prepared…and I don’t have to give a ratsazz what they do with their fat drainage. woo hoo! it pays to be lazy!

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9788 Tranquility Sat, 13 Dec 2008 03:04:47 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9788 I used to remove the meat and then let the fat harden so I could scrape it out into the garbage, but, like you, my husband's sanity just couldn't take it and so I now do it "his way" because it's easier than an argument over something so silly. His way is th esame as your husband's... all jars get saved at our house (a waste of perfectly recyclable glass, if you ask me - sheesh) to put fat into. I used to remove the meat and then let the fat harden so I could scrape it out into the garbage, but, like you, my husband’s sanity just couldn’t take it and so I now do it “his way” because it’s easier than an argument over something so silly. His way is th esame as your husband’s… all jars get saved at our house (a waste of perfectly recyclable glass, if you ask me – sheesh) to put fat into.

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9787 Middle Aged Dater Fri, 12 Dec 2008 23:59:39 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9787 I store my fat in my enormous billowing belly. Someday a man is going to think it's...pretty. I store my fat in my enormous billowing belly.
Someday a man is going to think it’s…pretty.

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9786 Dixie Fri, 12 Dec 2008 22:21:11 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9786 tis the season for hilarity i guess... made me laugh out loud! okay... seriously though... I keep a large empty coffee can under the sink, which just happens to fit my medium metal colander's bottom. Colander on top of coffee can... put the meat into the colander and drain away... When I empty a new coffee can, I though the old one away and start over. I also use the can for any scraps that I'm not going to compost. was this a serious question??? tis the season for hilarity i guess… made me laugh out loud!
okay… seriously though… I keep a large empty coffee can under the sink, which just happens to fit my medium metal colander’s bottom. Colander on top of coffee can… put the meat into the colander and drain away… When I empty a new coffee can, I though the old one away and start over. I also use the can for any scraps that I’m not going to compost.
was this a serious question???

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9785 Lady Fi Fri, 12 Dec 2008 20:49:16 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/where-do-you-store-your-fat.html#comment-9785 LOL! Perhaps you could store your fat in those pink knickers? LOL! Perhaps you could store your fat in those pink knickers?

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