http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html A humor column Thu, 09 Feb 2012 19:38:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12440 Carrie Wed, 10 Dec 2008 13:38:22 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/an-open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12440 How come you can make fat cells appear, but they don't disappear. That is STUPID! But it's okay because my fat cells are pissed at me right now because I'm on Weight Watchers! 10 lbs in 3 weeks! Take that you filthy beeeeee-yotches! How come you can make fat cells appear, but they don’t disappear. That is STUPID!
But it’s okay because my fat cells are pissed at me right now because I’m on Weight Watchers! 10 lbs in 3 weeks!
Take that you filthy beeeeee-yotches!

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12439 Minxy Mimi Wed, 10 Dec 2008 07:47:49 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/an-open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12439 HAHAHAHAHA I embrace my fat cells... they have been loyal to me. As for all those people who seem happy...I have my doubts! HAHAHAHAHA
I embrace my fat cells… they have been loyal to me.
As for all those people who seem happy…I have my doubts!

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12438 Leslie Wed, 10 Dec 2008 02:30:17 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/an-open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12438 Wow - I never considered the similiarities -and I'm Catholic. This must be the reason I never liked working out with personal trainers. But, I do have to admit - I love me a well muscled man in black. :) Wow – I never considered the similiarities -and I’m Catholic. This must be the reason I never liked working out with personal trainers. But, I do have to admit – I love me a well muscled man in black.

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12437 Babs (Beetle) Wed, 10 Dec 2008 00:08:44 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/an-open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12437 Oh my fat cells won years ago! I didn't stand a chance against them. I stumbled and gave a smiley :O) Oh my fat cells won years ago! I didn’t stand a chance against them. I stumbled and gave a smiley :O)

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12436 Jamie Tue, 09 Dec 2008 22:26:49 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/an-open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12436 Fat cells are the DEVIL! Fat cells are the DEVIL!

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12435 Amusin Musins Tue, 09 Dec 2008 03:06:56 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/an-open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12435 I can refer you to an exorcist I have used in the past. I kind of hate him, but at least he does his job 99% of the time. His name is Mr. Ex Lax and he can be reached at your local pharmacy. :) I can refer you to an exorcist I have used in the past. I kind of hate him, but at least he does his job 99% of the time. His name is Mr. Ex Lax and he can be reached at your local pharmacy.

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12434 tisha Tue, 09 Dec 2008 02:42:24 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/an-open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12434 Hello. My name is Tisha. I'm like a pidgeon and would eat half-eaten burritos too. The first step is admitting the burrito addiction. My only question is who would leave a burrito half-eaten???????? Hello.
My name is Tisha.
I’m like a pidgeon and would eat half-eaten burritos too. The first step is admitting the burrito addiction. My only question is who would leave a burrito half-eaten????????

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12433 Pooba Tue, 09 Dec 2008 01:55:34 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/an-open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12433 Are you kidding me? That was friggin hilarious. I need to join that church, you can evangelize me! Are you kidding me? That was friggin hilarious. I need to join that church, you can evangelize me!

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12432 gingela5 Tue, 09 Dec 2008 00:06:24 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/an-open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12432 Oh fat cells...I need to send this letter to my own. They're getting ready to die, if only I could put down the oreos to kill them! :) Oh fat cells…I need to send this letter to my own. They’re getting ready to die, if only I could put down the oreos to kill them!

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12431 Carla Mon, 08 Dec 2008 23:01:42 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/an-open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12431 AMEN SISTA AMEN!! AMEN SISTA AMEN!!

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12430 ali Mon, 08 Dec 2008 22:50:19 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/an-open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12430 a personal exorcist. *snort* i wish i didn't like cinnamon buns more than i like tight buns. if i did, i'd be way skinnier ;) a personal exorcist. *snort*
i wish i didn’t like cinnamon buns more than i like tight buns. if i did, i’d be way skinnier

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12429 LORI Mon, 08 Dec 2008 14:34:19 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/an-open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12429 I THINK MY FAT CELLS SECRETLY MULTIPLY OVERNIGHT...WAIT, THAT WOULD IMPLY I MIGHT BE SLEEPING, AND WE KNOW THAT CAN'T HAPPEN! I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY BEEN ASLEEP SINCE THURSDAY, JUST WISHED I HAD BEEN! I'VE BEEN WORKING, WORKING, WORKING! I THINK MY FAT CELLS SECRETLY MULTIPLY OVERNIGHT…WAIT, THAT WOULD IMPLY I MIGHT BE SLEEPING, AND WE KNOW THAT CAN’T HAPPEN! I HAVEN’T ACTUALLY BEEN ASLEEP SINCE THURSDAY, JUST WISHED I HAD BEEN! I’VE BEEN WORKING, WORKING, WORKING!

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12428 Blicky Kitty Mon, 08 Dec 2008 13:58:26 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/an-open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12428 Yeah and how come you have one lousy, gluttonous thanksgiving dinner, with stuffing, turkey and pie followed by a week of "well I might as well now since I already screwed it up," and they all TRIPLE. Yeah and how come you have one lousy, gluttonous thanksgiving dinner, with stuffing, turkey and pie followed by a week of “well I might as well now since I already screwed it up,” and they all TRIPLE.

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12427 Alex L. Mon, 08 Dec 2008 12:17:52 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/an-open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12427 Well at least you care enough about them to send them a letter. Well at least you care enough about them to send them a letter.

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12426 Victoria Mon, 08 Dec 2008 09:52:49 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/an-open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12426 Hello! I hope I did well too! Have a great week. And thanks for stopping by, haha always have some Christmas cheer to share! Hello! I hope I did well too! Have a great week. And thanks for stopping by, haha always have some Christmas cheer to share!

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12425 Joe Mon, 08 Dec 2008 07:08:44 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/an-open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12425 Stupid fat cells. And, now they have attacked my wife. We may go for the buy one exorcism, get one free package after New Year's. Stupid fat cells. And, now they have attacked my wife. We may go for the buy one exorcism, get one free package after New Year’s.

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12424 nikkicrumpet Mon, 08 Dec 2008 03:34:52 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/an-open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12424 I've discovered that it's just easier to embrace them, welcome them, and give them a warm cozy place to stay. Can't we all just get along???? I’ve discovered that it’s just easier to embrace them, welcome them, and give them a warm cozy place to stay. Can’t we all just get along????

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12423 Lady Fi Mon, 08 Dec 2008 01:45:36 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/an-open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12423 Hilarious post! Visiting you thanks to Lost and Found in India... I just hope your fat cells have got big ears so that they can hear you... Hilarious post! Visiting you thanks to Lost and Found in India…
I just hope your fat cells have got big ears so that they can hear you…

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12422 Michele Mon, 08 Dec 2008 01:21:04 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/an-open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12422 Fabulous post! I love it. And, I say skip the excorcism. Enjoy the evil, I say! :-> Fabulous post! I love it. And, I say skip the excorcism. Enjoy the evil, I say! :->

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12381 Oliver Sun, 07 Dec 2008 21:08:45 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/12/an-open-letter-to-my-fat-cells.html#comment-12381 Is this gym priest Richard Simmons? That guy is everywhere. Funny Post! Is this gym priest Richard Simmons? That guy is everywhere. Funny Post!

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