Christmas Cards are going out early this year. Here’s yours:
Twas the night before Christmas,
And Nanny Goats waited,
For her gift from Santa
To see how she’d rated.
She put out the cookies
And milk; twas lowfat.
Then she hoofed it outside,
In her new Christmas hat.
Her panties were hung
On the fence with great care,
In hopes that St. Nick
would bring new underwear.
She stayed up til morn with
The patience of a lamb.
But Santa came not,
And she cried out “Oh -
So that’s how it is!”
So that’s how it is!”
This post is part of the Merry SITSmas Extravaganza, where the good folks at SITS are giving away fabulous prizes every hour on Tuesday, including a Grand Prize of a $200 Target gift card.
Here are a few of my favorite fellow SITStas:
Mrs. Mouthy
A Duck in Her Pond
The Scattered Mind of a Tattooed Minivan Mom
Don’t Forget To Flush
Blah, Blah, Blah Blog
And here’s hoping you aren’t stuck waiting up all night for Santa in your ratty underwear.
P.S. If you’re SITSmas post-hopping, the next blog in the link list is The R Family Diaries.
