Christmas Cards are going out early this year. Here’s yours:
Twas the night before Christmas,
And Nanny Goats waited,
For her gift from Santa
To see how she’d rated.
She put out the cookies
And milk; twas lowfat.
Then she hoofed it outside,
In her new Christmas hat.
Her panties were hung
On the fence with great care,
In hopes that St. Nick
would bring new underwear.
She stayed up til morn with
The patience of a lamb.
But Santa came not,
And she cried out “Oh –
So that’s how it is!”
So that’s how it is!”
Here’s hoping you aren’t stuck waiting up all night for Santa in your ratty underwear.
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I’m way late with this but Merry SITSmas! I love your card. You crack me up and I enjoy reading your blog so much.
By the age of seven, I knew that Santa didn’t like milk and biscuits. My dad showed me how to pour a big ole snifter of brandy. It seemed to do the trick. If Santa’s been remiss in the past, try some Couvoisier.
Haha! Love it! Too cute! Merry SITSmas (a few days late)!!
What a great post. Absolutely love it! I miss my goats. The pics were adorable. The poem was great! You have a talent. I love visiting your blog. It’s an uplifting adventure. I look forward to visiting here. Keep on writing!
By the way, hope you don’t mind, but doing it for fun, you’ve been tagged.
Let me just say that I LOVE the name of your blog, and I ADORE your photos! Hey, I’m returning visits from the FanTAbulous Merry SITSmas Event the other day. Thanks so much for visiting, and please…come by my place to see how to Pay It Forward during this Most Wonderful Time of the Year!
You must have forgotten that all kids are supposed to be asleep or Santa doesn’t visit!
Very nice poem Ms. Nanny Goats! Very inspiring and brought a tear to my eye.
Merry SITSmas to you and all your “kids”
(That is what they call baby goats isn’t it?)
Hey there, SITSta! Thanks so much for coming by on Tuesday and leaving Seasonal Best Wishes. Those SITS Gals really know how to throw a Holiday Party, don’t they? BTW, I’ve been nominated for a Pretty Neat Blog Award. If you have a chance, please come by my place and vote. Pretty Please?
Haha, love it!! Merry SITSmas to ya!! (Belated, but I’m still here, so that counts for something, right?!)
😉
i don’t think the goat is sleeping. i think it’s hung-over. how you gone send out a drunk goat chrima card, gull? jk 😛
LOVE it!!!
Beautiful poem, doll. Simply Beautiful!! 🙂
Love the goats, love the poem, Merry SITSmas to you and your nannys:)
LMAO!!
Great Pics!!
Thanks for the comment love.
Your goats are too cute!!! LOL
Great Christmas card! I expect to see one in my mailbox shortly….
Cute!
Yo Mags!
Merry Christa-mas, Ooops SITSmas to you!
Thanks for stopping by to show me some love at Giggle On!
This SITS thing is amazing. I was hesitant to really jump on board because I HATE pink and didn’t want any pink crap on my site. Boy oh boy, pink ain’t so damn bad after all.
Oh, before I go, GOT COOKIES?
i heart your goats
i heart your poems
i heart your blogname
seriously… love this!
adding myself as a follower! 🙂
Merriest SITSmas!
That’s so great. I love poems. And goats.
tag- youre it!
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VERY FUNNY POEM! MERRY SITSMAS TO YOU!
I prefer to wait for Santa naked… it makes the eventual meeting far more memorable for the both of us.
I want to know what the goat is wearing for Valentine’s Day……….
How patient is a lamb exactly?
Stumbled this, because everyone should see a goat in a Santa hat.
I love every one of those pictures! Merry SITSmas!
Merry SITSmas!
Have a great December!
Ha ha!! Thanks for stopping by my blog today!! You rock! And if er…when….I win, I’ll buy you some panties….er….awkward silence….. going now..
haha Love it! Merry SITSmas!
What a great poem!
I love the:
“So that’s how it is!” too cute!
Merry SITSmas!
Merry SITSmas.
SITS? That sounds like an STD! Can you get it from sitting on an unclean blog? Should we send ‘chelle penicillin now?
that santa. he doesn’t know what he missed.
That blog post was the best yet! Thanks for stopping by to see me today & Merry SITS-mas to you too!
Clever poem pictures to match. Thanks for stopping by my site too!
Merry SITSmas Nanny! Hope St. Nick does fill your goat’s panties this year.
What an awesome poem! And I love the picture!
Thanks for stopping by…
Merry SITSmas!
Merry SITSmas!! Thanks for stopping by!
Too Cute!
I’ve been meaning to stop by, Laural Out Loud and Confessions of a Cheapskate Mom LOVE you so I knew I would too… and look I get a cewl poem and goats in unmentionables too boot! Merry SITSmas.. I’ll be back
OMGoodness you are the awesome. This is by far my favoritest SITSmas post.
I love love love the poem.
Merry SITSmas!
Oh yeah…Christmas cards! Must get started.
Awesome poem!
The title of your blog has me laughing – I love it! Thanks for following my blog, and Merry SITSmas!
Merry SITSmas! Filled with lots of love!
Love your poem… I hope someone else was nice enough to get the poor disappointed goat some panties!
Merry SITSmas!
lovin’ the poem… and running off to make sure I’ve got a clean pair for tomorrow!
So nice to see the goats in their holiday best!
I’m aghast! You’ve been peeking at my undies!? You should be on Santa’s naughty list. 😉
Merry SITSmas, and blessings to you all season long!
Merry SITSmas to you!
Cute! Merry SITSmas to you!
Merry SITSmas!!! Thanks for stopping by my blog!
Hey there! Nice poem, I did a SITSmas Carol myself 🙂 Posted a linky to your SITSmas post in mine, us Sacramento gals gotta stick together you know 🙂
Love your goat photos and the comment you left on my blog cracked me up! Thanks for stopping by.
Baaaaaaaaah humbug!
wait…what DO goats say? The non-talking ones I’m saying.
Merry SiTSmas to you 🙂
This is soooooo cute! You win my vote for any prize. I am coming back for the goats! hehehe
Hahaha, this post is awesome! I love the pict! Can’t wait to come back and check out some more!
Great poem & pics!
Have a Merry Christmas SITSta!
Love your fetching and merry SITSmas chapeaux. Your poem is a hoot! Love it!
Life’s a bitch!
Love it!
Hah. Very nice!!!!! Love the goat! Merry SITSmas to you and your …..goats.
That goat’s full of Christmas spirit! Or something. Love the hate. Happy SITSmas.
Thanks for stopping by earlier!! Merry SITSmas to you! 🙂
I Love love love your poem and your picture!! Merry SITSmas!
I have not been to see your blog since you were either the featured blog on SITS or a Saucy blog. But I sure enjoy it. Who could forget the name of your blog? Merry SITSmas.
Whew, The Avenue almost missed SITSmas, but here I am spreading some SITSmas joy.
Every Christmas card should have a poem with the word “panties” in it. It would make the world a better place…
LOL. Merry Sitsmas.
Hehee…MERRY SITSMAS! I hope you have a fabulous holiday! Great pictures–so funny! 🙂
clever girl!! Cute post..
BTW you can have some of our snow if you want..
Merry SITSmas To all..
Haha! I love this! 🙂 When our Marching Band went to Disney a few years back my friends and I all fell in love with the goats in Animal Kingdom and we ended up getting photos with them and scrapbooking about them. Needless to say it was one of the biggest highlights of the trip. We loved our goats. Mine was named Fedrick, he was an african pigmey goat. Thanks for the smiles, Merry SITSmas
You came through again! LOL
Merry SITSmas to my fave Nanny Goats in ratty Panties!
Merry SITSmas! Maybe Santa was miffed at your choice in cookies and lowfat milk. Try leaving cheese and chocolate milk next year and I bet he leaves you an entire Gap Body for your sweet nanny goat tushy.
LOL LOL Cuuuute post!! 🙂
Oh so that’s how it is???
Brilliant ending!! HA!! lol…good one Panties. I’m proud of ya ….
Merry SITSmas!
Great poem!! 🙂 Merry SITSmas.
Aw, thanks for the linky love!
Nice card! 🙂
OMG!!! I found your blog from one of our other feelow bloggers. I stopped fast when I saw your main picture. WAY. TOO. CUTE!!! I totally love animals and your goat is adorable!!! LOL!!
Love the poem too! Very cleaver!
Merry SITSmas!
Very cute…I think…
“Her panties were hung on the fence with great care”…love it!!
I hope you get new panties for Christmas too! You’ve had the same pair for a while now…
Joo so funny.
Merry SITSmas!!!
Happy SITSmas!
Loved the pix – loved the poem!
p.s. MERRY SITSMAS!!
New underwear…*snort snort*
LOVE IT!
OH MAN….when a rhyming goat in a santa hat gives you a shout out…..you know you are ready to RULE THE WORLD!!! Thanks for making my day! Having one of my favorites think I’m worth a link…YA THAT IS A VERY GOOD THING! Have a great SITSMAS day. And good luck with the prizes!
I love the santa hat. How did it stay on? You always have such great posts! Merry SITSmas!
Your poem is so much better than mine. But where are your retro nanny goat pictures, eh?
FUNNY… cute goat!
ENJOY SITSmas!
Fifi
Hey, thanks for the shout-out! I will spend the rest of the day analyzing whether the fact that I’m at the top of the list means anything or not…
Merry SITSmas!! Happy commenting!
Angie
“Nana’s Box”
Love the poem and the goat! Merry SITSmas!
Very cute, and I think it is extra special because the Goat is actually WEARING a hat! Not photo-shopped…wearing the hat!
Merry SITSmas !
love ur little nanny goat shout out for merry SITSmas day! so a merry merry day to you!
EEeee ghads I love you! LOL
Merry SITSmas!!! Love this post!!!
Too cute!
Merry SITSmas!
Honestly, this is the cutest/funniest post ever!!
Look at the Nanny Goats:)
Aww I can’t stop laughing and smiling! 😀
Merry SITSmas! Lovely post and poem! Funny!
Merry SITSMAS!
Merry SITSmas!
Hope you have a wonderful Holiday Season!
Merry SITSmas!
and here i thought my ratty walmaart underwear was my own business… drat!
smiles, bee
xxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxox
Wishing you a happy and healthy Christmas season– one where the relatives do not get your goat. 🙂
That is just too funny! Merry SITSmas!
Too funny….and yep, your poem is WAY better than mine…just saying.
Merrry Sitsmas
Love the pictures. Merry SITSmas. Thanks for stopping by!
everyone is so creative in their sitsmas posts wow
stoppin in to say Merry SITSmas
Very cute
Merry SITSmas!
that was one of the best Christmas card I have seen so far.
Woo! Merry SITSmas! That was awesome! I can’t wait for Mr. Linky to get back up and working again so I can check out everyone’s clever and witty posts. Me, I went for “public humiliation” over “witty and clever” myself…
Happy Holidays!!
Thanks for the shout out! I love your poem, espiecially the last line!
Merry SITSmas!!!
Merry SITSmas to you!
So funny! Merry SITSmas Margaret!!
Whoa! Your comment thingy is so different! I like it. And you kinda rock. Your blog header makes my day, every time I come through…
Merry SITSmas!
Love your poem! Merry SITSmas and Merry Christmas!
I guess that thing your mom always told you about wearing clean underwear just in case you die could apply to ‘just in case you’re up all night waiting for Santa’. Merry SITSmas!
Happy Merry SITSmas!
~Tam
Love your blog!!! Hoping you have a Merry SITSmas day!!!
Ok those pictures and that poem – so creative and funny! Love it!
Have a wonderful holiday season!!!
oh nanny! you crack me up!
and the gift card is MINE..all MINE!
Nice one, Santa Goat…
Every kid should have decent undies this season…
:^) Anna
I laughed myself silly(er) at your header, I can’t wait to read more!
Merry SITSmas!
Quite clever! Here’s to hoping someone else will give you some new skivvies! =)
Merry SITSmas!
LOL….thanks for the chuckle and a Merry SITsmas to you!
Merry SITSmas!!
did you enter my giveaway!?! fun stuff!
Some of you have spent waaaay too much time on this, huh??
HAHAHahahahahah
LOVE it!
Merry SITSmas to you!
AWESOME poem.
I knew you would have something clever!
Merry SITSmas!
That was supposed to say MERRY SITSmas!
Ha-Ha! Very cute post! Love the Christmas goat:) Meery SITSmas to you!
Great one! Everyone put work into their’s but me, but hey, my husband might of been having to go to the ER;)
Happy Holidays.