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		<title>By: Nanny Goats In Panties</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/10/how-to-win-pissing-contest.html#comment-46</link>
		<dc:creator>Nanny Goats In Panties</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 19:58:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow - thanks Moonshadow! I can&#039;t believe it took that long for someone to correct it!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow &#8211; thanks Moonshadow! I can&#39;t believe it took that long for someone to correct it!</p>
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		<title>By: Moonshadow</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/10/how-to-win-pissing-contest.html#comment-45</link>
		<dc:creator>Moonshadow</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Apr 2010 19:48:06 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There&#039;s a problem with the &quot;hot-pants&quot; link. It should be...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;http://barefootfoodie.com/2008/10/06/hot-pants/</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There&#39;s a problem with the &quot;hot-pants&quot; link. It should be&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://barefootfoodie.com/2008/10/06/hot-pants/" rel="nofollow">http://barefootfoodie.com/2008/10/06/hot-pants/</a></p>
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		<title>By: Cheri Pryor</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/10/how-to-win-pissing-contest.html#comment-11811</link>
		<dc:creator>Cheri Pryor</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 16:13:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I absolutely, positively can NOT hold my pee. Period. My last child completely destroyed my nether regions 17 years ago and I simply can&#039;t wait. If I feel the urge I better start walking. A 40ish year old woman doing the pee-pee dance in the stall is sooooo unbecoming. lol!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I absolutely, positively can NOT hold my pee. Period. My last child completely destroyed my nether regions 17 years ago and I simply can&#8217;t wait. If I feel the urge I better start walking. A 40ish year old woman doing the pee-pee dance in the stall is sooooo unbecoming. lol!</p>
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		<title>By: Danomacnamarrah</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/10/how-to-win-pissing-contest.html#comment-11810</link>
		<dc:creator>Danomacnamarrah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 12:03:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hey, I&#039;m not stalking you, but I thought you might enjoy this post about on-line murder....
http://psychcentral.com/blog/archives/2008/10/24/woman-jailed-after-killing-virtual-husband/
Virtual affection, Dano</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hey, I&#8217;m not stalking you, but I thought you might enjoy this post about on-line murder&#8230;.<br />
<a href="http://psychcentral.com/blog/archives/2008/10/24/woman-jailed-after-killing-virtual-husband/" rel="nofollow">http://psychcentral.com/blog/archives/2008/10/24/woman-jailed-after-killing-virtual-husband/</a><br />
Virtual affection, Dano</p>
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		<title>By: Danomacnamarrah</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/10/how-to-win-pissing-contest.html#comment-11809</link>
		<dc:creator>Danomacnamarrah</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 26 Oct 2008 11:54:30 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Oh, I always called it &quot;whizzing&quot;.  I&#039;ve seen the whiz term in my real life as a painter:  There are whiz rollers.  With a compact core, they can move behind radiators, do touch up using less paint than a regular roller and make touch-up easier.
I actually wanted to comment on your post about the Second Life Type people.  But I wasn&#039;t seeing the comment link.  Maybe I&#039;m a tad slower than a train in reverse.
 Or maybe the fact that Nigel Nancyboy is sitting on me when I need to whiz, has me a bit distracted.  The rule of the house where I grew up was, if you have a cat on your lap, you don&#039;t have to do anything.
Anyway, that bizarre site reminds me of my friend &quot;Bill&quot;.  He&#039;s been seriously sick with depression for some years.  Last he visited me, he chewed off Cricket&#039;s ear about the marvels of Second Life.
She wasn&#039;t buying.  Why would you pay to sit in front of your computer chasing dreams?  Why not go out and try to live them?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh, I always called it &#8220;whizzing&#8221;.  I&#8217;ve seen the whiz term in my real life as a painter:  There are whiz rollers.  With a compact core, they can move behind radiators, do touch up using less paint than a regular roller and make touch-up easier.<br />
I actually wanted to comment on your post about the Second Life Type people.  But I wasn&#8217;t seeing the comment link.  Maybe I&#8217;m a tad slower than a train in reverse.<br />
 Or maybe the fact that Nigel Nancyboy is sitting on me when I need to whiz, has me a bit distracted.  The rule of the house where I grew up was, if you have a cat on your lap, you don&#8217;t have to do anything.<br />
Anyway, that bizarre site reminds me of my friend &#8220;Bill&#8221;.  He&#8217;s been seriously sick with depression for some years.  Last he visited me, he chewed off Cricket&#8217;s ear about the marvels of Second Life.<br />
She wasn&#8217;t buying.  Why would you pay to sit in front of your computer chasing dreams?  Why not go out and try to live them?</p>
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		<title>By: KiKi</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/10/how-to-win-pissing-contest.html#comment-11808</link>
		<dc:creator>KiKi</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 19 Oct 2008 08:53:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Love your blog!!!!!  This post totally made me laugh out loud.  I&#039;m a follower! :-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Love your blog!!!!!  This post totally made me laugh out loud.  I&#8217;m a follower! <img src='http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: Becky</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/10/how-to-win-pissing-contest.html#comment-11807</link>
		<dc:creator>Becky</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 16 Oct 2008 07:13:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Now that is HILARIOUS!!!!!! I am so trying that next time. Although I have to be really careful, don&#039;t want a bladder infection. :-)
By the way, I so voted for your blog.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Now that is HILARIOUS!!!!!! I am so trying that next time. Although I have to be really careful, don&#8217;t want a bladder infection. <img src='http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /><br />
By the way, I so voted for your blog.</p>
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		<title>By: Your Pal Pinki</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/10/how-to-win-pissing-contest.html#comment-11806</link>
		<dc:creator>Your Pal Pinki</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Oct 2008 01:00:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Last night, before I got around to reading your post here, I posted about using outhouses.  I guess we both have potty mouths!  : )</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Last night, before I got around to reading your post here, I posted about using outhouses.  I guess we both have potty mouths!  : )</p>
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		<title>By: mrsmouthy</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/10/how-to-win-pissing-contest.html#comment-11805</link>
		<dc:creator>mrsmouthy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 05:00:11 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Sure, I&#039;ll vote for you!  You&#039;re super funny!  But will you also give me a referral so I can join the humor blogger community?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Sure, I&#8217;ll vote for you!  You&#8217;re super funny!  But will you also give me a referral so I can join the humor blogger community?</p>
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		<title>By: Tricia</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/10/how-to-win-pissing-contest.html#comment-11804</link>
		<dc:creator>Tricia</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Oct 2008 04:28:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This practical information and list of tips? I&#039;ve been waiting for this forever. Seriously, I&#039;m giving up the spandex in favor of cotton.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This practical information and list of tips? I&#8217;ve been waiting for this forever. Seriously, I&#8217;m giving up the spandex in favor of cotton.</p>
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		<title>By: rudee</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/10/how-to-win-pissing-contest.html#comment-11803</link>
		<dc:creator>rudee</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 23:11:32 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Back in the day when I was a dick chick (urology nurse),  I always preferred of the use of the rather clinical terminology, to micturate.  The act of micturation would take way too long in a pissing contest.  Very funny post.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Back in the day when I was a dick chick (urology nurse),  I always preferred of the use of the rather clinical terminology, to micturate.  The act of micturation would take way too long in a pissing contest.  Very funny post.</p>
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		<title>By: mrsmouthy</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/10/how-to-win-pissing-contest.html#comment-11802</link>
		<dc:creator>mrsmouthy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 22:30:37 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wow.  That&#039;s pretty intense.  I have to admit, I was bummed out when my pregnancy jeans wouldn&#039;t fit anymore because those babies are MADE for whipping off in a pee emergency (peemergency?)!!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wow.  That&#8217;s pretty intense.  I have to admit, I was bummed out when my pregnancy jeans wouldn&#8217;t fit anymore because those babies are MADE for whipping off in a pee emergency (peemergency?)!!</p>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/10/how-to-win-pissing-contest.html#comment-11801</link>
		<dc:creator>Anonymous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 19:04:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>You are hilarious.  And did you find my blog because you googled &quot;goat sacrifices&quot;?  I&#039;ve got goat pictures for you - anytime.  Alone, in groups - any color:).</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>You are hilarious.  And did you find my blog because you googled &#8220;goat sacrifices&#8221;?  I&#8217;ve got goat pictures for you &#8211; anytime.  Alone, in groups &#8211; any color:).</p>
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		<title>By: Alex L.</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/10/how-to-win-pissing-contest.html#comment-11800</link>
		<dc:creator>Alex L.</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 14:43:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Call me a germophobe but I cringed when you said dont wash your hands. I have to... the germs they&#039;re everywhere...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Call me a germophobe but I cringed when you said dont wash your hands. I have to&#8230; the germs they&#8217;re everywhere&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: Lee B Scharhon</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/10/how-to-win-pissing-contest.html#comment-11799</link>
		<dc:creator>Lee B Scharhon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 14:20:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thanks for stopping by my blog! I used to live in Sacramento when I was a kid...loved it!
Lee :)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Thanks for stopping by my blog! I used to live in Sacramento when I was a kid&#8230;loved it!<br />
Lee <img src='http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' /> </p>
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		<title>By: tressa</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/10/how-to-win-pissing-contest.html#comment-11798</link>
		<dc:creator>tressa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 13:25:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I voted for you!  Wow..looks like you are in first place!  Thanks for popping by today.   Funny blog!  I am off to snoop some more!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I voted for you!  Wow..looks like you are in first place!  Thanks for popping by today.   Funny blog!  I am off to snoop some more!</p>
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		<title>By: phhhst</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/10/how-to-win-pissing-contest.html#comment-11797</link>
		<dc:creator>phhhst</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 11:07:47 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Or we could just walk aarund in adult diapers.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Or we could just walk aarund in adult diapers.</p>
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		<title>By: Manager Mom</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/10/how-to-win-pissing-contest.html#comment-11796</link>
		<dc:creator>Manager Mom</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 09:59:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>As an ex-DJ who had to learn to pee in under the average song length of 3:20 minutes, I agree with most of your methods. However, semantically, I favor &quot;pissing&quot; over &quot;peeing&quot;, because it is slightly more purposeful. Ladies who pee might be tempted to just sit there, reading all of the graffiti on the bathroom wall.
Women who piss are in and out and ready to rock and roll.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As an ex-DJ who had to learn to pee in under the average song length of 3:20 minutes, I agree with most of your methods. However, semantically, I favor &#8220;pissing&#8221; over &#8220;peeing&#8221;, because it is slightly more purposeful. Ladies who pee might be tempted to just sit there, reading all of the graffiti on the bathroom wall.<br />
Women who piss are in and out and ready to rock and roll.</p>
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		<title>By: Christa</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/10/how-to-win-pissing-contest.html#comment-11795</link>
		<dc:creator>Christa</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 06:37:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I was hooked on your blog instantly when I saw the word &quot;pee&quot;.
Talking about peeing is one of my most favorite things. It&#039;s so easy to do, it&#039;s free and it&#039;s something we can take pride in every day.
I recently discussed a common peeing condition called &quot;Peeus Waiticus&quot; aka &quot;Waiting to Pee&quot; and posted results of non-scientific Pee Poll.
http://www.giggleon.com/waiting-to-pee/
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		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I was hooked on your blog instantly when I saw the word &#8220;pee&#8221;.<br />
Talking about peeing is one of my most favorite things. It&#8217;s so easy to do, it&#8217;s free and it&#8217;s something we can take pride in every day.<br />
I recently discussed a common peeing condition called &#8220;Peeus Waiticus&#8221; aka &#8220;Waiting to Pee&#8221; and posted results of non-scientific Pee Poll.<br />
<a href="http://www.giggleon.com/waiting-to-pee/" rel="nofollow">http://www.giggleon.com/waiting-to-pee/</a><br />
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		<title>By: Ellie</title>
		<link>http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/10/how-to-win-pissing-contest.html#comment-11794</link>
		<dc:creator>Ellie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 13 Oct 2008 06:28:56 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Light-hearted and fun is &lt;i&gt;right.&lt;/i&gt; I could give you a run for your money, fast-peeing-wise. I get compliments (well, *I* take them as compliments) on my super-speedy peeing prow-ass.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Light-hearted and fun is <i>right.</i> I could give you a run for your money, fast-peeing-wise. I get compliments (well, *I* take them as compliments) on my super-speedy peeing prow-ass.</p>
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