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The Thing That Wouldn’t Die

Sep 9th, 2008

This past weekend, the blogosphere was resplendent with horror stories. Creatures everywhere invaded our homes.

Maggie Dammit had bats in her belfry.
Sprite’s Keeper wrote a letter to the spider in her house.
JD at I Do Things has a mouse in the house. Somewhere. Maybe under the refrigerator.
Chat Blanc has a wasp.

Today I present a 46 second video that exemplifies my own difficulty in murdering a cockroach a few days ago.

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If you’re in need of a new addiction, try the Nanny Goats In Panties Torture Ride and Fun Park.

Posted in: bugs.

http://idothings.ino JD at I Do Things

ACK! Boy, I hate cockroaches. It’s the shell or carapace that grosses me out. It just looks so unnatural. They’re so . . . clicky looking. Too shiny. I’m throwing up now . . . thanks for the link! (bleeeuuugghhh)
http://okayfinedammit.com maggie, dammit

“I’m just gonna walk it off.”
PAH!!
http://www.spriteskeeper.com Sprite’s Keeper

Oh, God, trying to stop the hiccups from linking over to Maggie Dammit. Too perfect.
Thanks for the linky love!
You’ve got a great site here!
http://www.colbymarshall.blogspot.com colbymarshall

It is a war I fear we will never win!!
http://mojo11.blogspot.com/ Mojo

I think I know those guys. Or maybe it was some of their relatives. Yeah, come to think of it, it must’ve been that. ‘Cause I’m sure I’d have picked out that accent living in Texas. Back when I lived in Texas. I don’t live in Texas now. Just so we’re clear, okay?
So I’m seeing Maggie Dammit and NGIP together… must mean I was wrong about them being the same person and leading a semi-bi-coastal-double-life. Or maybe they’ve done it with mirrors. Or CGI! Yeah, I’ve seen it done with CGI. Like The Parent Trap. The new one I mean, the original one was done with mirrors. And had Haley Mills and not whassername in it.
I’ve got my eye on you two. Both eyes actually, ’cause well damn, you’re so easy on the eyes and mine are gettin’ kinda old so they need some easy lookin’. But not in a creepy stalkery kind of way or anything. ‘Cause you guys live like… way far away from North Carolina. Which is where I live. Not in Texas. Now. Used to. With the mutant cockroaches and giant hairy spiders and scorpions and yeah… it sucked.
http://metafootnotes.wordpress.com msmeta

I’ve got wasps nests in the ivy by the garage. They circle ominously every time I park my car. I’m waiting for the first freeze before I attack the little suckers!
Fear no fly.
http://momjeansblogger.blogspot.com/ kirsten

Cockroaches! Gross!!!
That’s all I have to say. My mind is blank. It’s going to take me a minute to regroup.
http://k1960g.blogspot.com Ken Geraths

OMG LMAOROFPMP. I mean wow that was funny.
http://k1960g.blogspot.com Ken Geraths

I just played your game, I think i’m going to go into hideing now!
http://www.thebiggertheyget.com Tina

Love this video…
http://wordsofwisdomfromasmartmouthbroad.blogspot.com Smart Mouth Broad

Thanks for the laugh. I needed that today.
PS. No pizza referral unless you’re willing to go all the way to Brooklyn. Sorry.
http://okayfinedammit.com maggie, dammit

Just wanted to pop back and tell you Black Hockey Jesus has an ant. A giant one.
http://windinyourvagina.blogspot.com/2008/09/ants.html
I don’t care if his is metaphorical. It’s a freakin’ epidemic.
http://coffeejitters.blogspot.com judy haley (coffeejitters)

um, yeah. I’m going to have nightmares for weeks now.
funny sh*t
http://blog.laughingwolf.co.uk Dave Smith

Whilst there have been many horror stories…I thought I would pass on this Goat Interest Story from the BBC website…
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/africa/7607460.stm
Apparently there are supporters of Goat rights in the least expected quarters
http://fatcatcrochet.blogspot.com Linda

LMAO! Too, too funny!
http://witsbitch.blogspot.com chat blanc

freakin’ hysterical!! And, way too realistic. Thanks for the mention, despite all the creepy creatures you had to recall to create the list!
http://mojo11.blogspot.com/ Mojo

Speaking of Maggie Dammit…
Well you did bring it up…
http://honeywine.wordpress.com honeywine

Don’t curse me like that! It’s been a long time since I had a snake in my shower or a giant swamp rat bigger than a chihuhua loose in my house.
http://suburbanpsychosis.blogspot.com/ Kirsten

I am having flashbacks to when a monster pine tree roach flew in my hair. There are no support groups for such a tragic thing. I thought I was over it, but this post has made it clear I am never going to get over it. Thank you.
FreaKeroppi

I lol’d.
http://crotchety-old-man-yells-at-cars.blogspot.com/ Joe

I’d like to complain to someone in management about the fun park.
Topic: History
Me: Sure, I know quite a bit about history, I’d like to play.
Questions: 1 was about the Tonys, 1 was about Show tunes.
WTH??????????????
I have a degree in history, and we never discussed show tunes. Ok, once I had to dress like I was in South Pacific, but that was…ok, never mind.
http://blackhockeyjesus.com Black Hockey Jesus

Ha Ha. What’s with the bugs?!?
http://authoringauctioneer.com John J Savo, the Authoring Auc

Now that was funny. Cursing is always more humorous if it’s in a New York accent.
http://k1960g.blogspot.com Ken Geraths

Wahoo, i made it to the top 10. but with my luck I was the tenth player!
http://www.dennisthevizsla.com dennisthevizsla

Reminds me of the time I had some serious trouble killing a scorpion out in the back yard …
http://www.whatloknows.blogspot.com faith

New to your blog!
I had a ‘night terror’ about a string that turned into a bug… does that count (oh but I didnt blog it) . oh well.
http://www.madmadhousewife.blogspot.com MadMad

I love the accents on ‘em… Too funny!
http://k1960g.blogspot.com Ken Geraths

How come I haven’t been sent here via the blck box, did you not do it right?, that would be too funny, because I got it the first try! lmao!!