Comments on: There’s Never a Hero Around When you Need One

By: justagirl

justagirl — Tue, 16 Sep 2008 03:26:29 +0000

this post is priceless. You are better than I, I would have just gotten a hotel room. I am deathly afraid of those fuckers.

By: Tricia

Tricia — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 11:40:52 +0000

I was OK, squishing my face but continuing to read and then…the picture, well, I’m just glad it was at the end of the post.

By: orion

orion — Thu, 11 Sep 2008 00:05:03 +0000

That was priceless…
and YES! thank you for giving me one reason to keep that swiffer around!
You rock.
By the way, i happen to have house centipedes that travel at the speed of light, and they’re creepy as hell…
wanna come over?

By: sarahm

sarahm — Wed, 10 Sep 2008 01:19:26 +0000

bahahahah!! that is a biiig Cockroach!

By: Steph

Steph — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 23:16:22 +0000

Ughhh I HATE bigs/spiders/creepy crawlies! My plan of attack used to be to vacuum them up with the hose attachment of the vacuum (after putting the wand thing on it to make it as long as possible). The problem was that I was afraid that somehow spinning around inside the vac wouldn’t kill it, so then I would spray some bug spray up the hose, and then leave the hose pressed up against the wall… you know, so there was no change of anything escaping. Yikes. And no I an not exaggerating haha

By: Erin

Erin — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 21:18:49 +0000

I seem to have had a spider population explosion in my house the last few days. Maybe it’s all the construction to replace the water pipes under the front lawn. Not only did a little spider crawl across my computer screen last night, but his cousin dropped down to eye level from the ceiling to scare me while I was cooking dinner and his brother crawled up my pajama leg after I got into bed last night. This morning I put my arm right through a spider web erected between the paper towels and the toaster, and just now a HUGE spider walked across the wall over my desk. I AM that roommate who was no help – I can’t kill them. I just stay out of the way and hope they stay out of my pajamas.

By: Allison

Allison — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:28:15 +0000

NGIP,
Thanks so much for setting my mind at rest…NOT!!!
A

By: phhhst

phhhst — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:42:21 +0000

Loved it. Over here in Hawaii we have our share of large roaches. They’re called B52′s. And they fly.

By: Scratch Bags

Scratch Bags — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 14:04:53 +0000

I would have fainted there, and then. Dammit. I would have not been able to scream as well so that my prince my come running for me on a white horese to rescue me.This is bloody BIG!!EEEEKKKs!!!

By: Allison

Allison — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 12:09:11 +0000

EEEKKKK! At least you have proof that he’s dead! The other night as I opened the cabinet to get a glass, there was the brother to yours skittering around AAAAAAEEE!(how disgusting is that??) As I screamed, and tried to think (ha!) how to kill that sucker, he skittered right out onto the countertop. AAAAAEEEEEEEEE! By this time, the dog was on the hunt, but that thing fell on the floor and simply vanished into thin air. HOW DO THEY DO THAT?? It vanished?? How is that possible? Shudder….god knows where he’ll show up next.

By: colbymarshall

colbymarshall — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 11:11:34 +0000

Modthor’s largest assassin!!!!!

By: diesel

diesel — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 09:59:36 +0000

You know, they say that for every one that you see, there are like a hundred hiding in your walls.
Good luck!

By: JD at I Do Things

JD at I Do Things — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 07:15:33 +0000

God, you’re right! What is it with the creepy crawlie scary vermin invading our homes these past few days?
That picture is hilarious. And so is “my squirm count.” Mind if I steal that?
I sympathize. I think you had it worse than I did. I haven’t even seen our mouse yet. Once I do: it’s all over.

By: chat blanc

chat blanc — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 06:50:33 +0000

ZOMG!! I didn’t realize we both had bug incidents til you stopped by my blog! Holy crap, it must be a bug invasion!! btw, you’re encounter and retelling are WAY more exciting, dramatic and funny that mine!
here’s hoping you stay bug-free!

By: Chris Wood

Chris Wood — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 06:29:57 +0000

You should be a thriller writing – that was dripping with tension and white knuckle terror.

By: ettarose

ettarose — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 05:46:57 +0000

I can usually deal with anything, snakes, spiders, Mothra, but cockroaches are the epitome of evil. Even a baby one renders me helpless.

By: Kate Savage - All Over the Pla

Kate Savage - All Over the Pla — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 05:21:02 +0000

Hilarrrrrrrrious, hilarious murder!

By: Joe

Joe — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 04:27:59 +0000

While I don’t like to kill things willy nilly, I have one steadfast rule: I don’t venture out into nature, so nature should stay the hell out of my house. Once nature intrudes, our uneasy truce ends.

By: Mojo

Mojo — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 03:57:13 +0000

Too much? Me? Nah… I’m just enough. No matter what you might have heard.

By: MJ

MJ — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 03:11:41 +0000

LMAO! You sound just like my roommate. Only she wouldn’t have had the decency to let me sleep.