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A Little Goat with some Bloggyvangelism on the Side

How beautiful is this goat?

A. Like Miss America beautiful.
B. Rawr! Is she single?
C. Looks good enough to eat, why do you ask?
D. Ick! Put some panties on that thing already! And a bag over its head!

Mrs. Parks from The Farm Blahg was generous enough to allow me to pilfer her photography and try to pass it off as my own, so… what do you think of my new goat? I bought it at the Calico market off some dude wearing a trenchcoat, pink alligator boots and aviator sunglasses. Said his name was Harv. The dude, not the goat. I don’t know what the hell the goat’s name is.

Let Us Pray…

Lord? Our sister Ettarose is in trouble. Hurricane Rochester Worthington III Esq. tore through her blog and wiped out all her subscribed readers, Lord. Please warm everyone’s hearts to check out Ettarose’s blog called Edge of Sanity, Lord, and if it pleases you, have them subscribe to her blog in either an RSS reader or via email. Also, Lord, if they have any trouble subscribing on her site, have them click this link, which will take them to the subscription page. This feedburner fundraiser is sponsored by Humorbloggers.com. And God (not sure what His URL is, maybe you could Google Him or something).

HUMOR BLOGGERS DOT COM

That’s right, I just prayed to God immediately after huge bestiality overtones.

Sorry about that.

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  • http://www.TwentyFourAtHeart.com Twenty Four at Heart

    That’s one fine goat! In fact, I can say that without question … it is the finest goat I’ve seen today.
    Sigh … I can’t get the old cougars on my site off of the sex topic, what should I do? Ha! (And I’m including myself as an old cougar!) Honestly, lately it’s sex, sex, sex and nothing but sex.

  • http://www.significantsnail.blogspot.com Annette

    at the Calico market you say….well, certainly looks like a calico goat!

  • http://Confusionk.blogspot.com sarahm

    yummy :)

  • http://papercages.blogspot.com/ papercages

    Name the goat already!

  • http://alimartell.com ali

    I just prayed to God immediately after huge bestiality overtones
    this?
    is the reason you and i are friends ;)

  • http://whereamigoingfromhere.blogspot.com Anndi

    The goat’s name is “Sunday Dinner”.

  • http://extremelyfunny.info/ Jinksy

    Having grown up on a farm and had many Italians visit us before any given holiday, I’d say she looks delicious….to them.
    Personally, I prefer eating turkey over goat.

  • http://idothings.info JD at I Do Things

    That is a beautiful goat.
    Here’s God’s URL:
    http://alicebot.org/igod/

  • http://authoringauctioneer.com John J Savo, the Authoring Auc

    I believe the goat’s name is Biblical Sacrifice…

  • http://www.mydogumentary.wordpress.com gingela5

    That is a beautiful goat. I’m a little jealous!

  • ghost of steve

    That goat was the best fuck I ever had.

  • http://www.barefootfoodie.com Brittany

    I am pretty sure bestiality got the green light in the bible.

  • http://thetrailerparksfarm.com Mrs Parks

    Keep Steve out of the barnyard!
    Thats the best dern goat I ever seen.

  • http://www.muskrat.wordpress.com muskrat

    if i were from georgia, i’d totally…oh wait, i am from georgia. maybe i should wait til i get to know her better.

  • http://witsbitch.blogspot.com chat blanc

    I think you’ve got the next ms. america contestant there! cue-tay!
    oh, and AMEN sista! God bless Ettarose.

  • http://www.scratchbags.com Scratch Bags

    Goat’s name is ‘Confused Colors’.

  • http://popeterry666.blogspot.com Alex L.

    ‘That’s right, I just prayed to God immediately after huge bestiality overtones.
    Sorry about that.’
    Ah we’ve all done that before…

  • http://managermom.blogspot.com manager mom

    Well, God created man AND beast, so I think he’ll be cool.

  • http://fatcatcrochet.blogspot.com Linda

    Most beautiful/handsome goat I’ve ever seen! Love, love, LOVE her/his color! My pick for a name? Vanessa or Elliott.

  • http://www.shoutdaily.com Tricia

    I actually had a goat for a pet when I was a kid. Her name was daisy. She didn’t wear panties but she sure was funny.

  • http://www.dennisthevizsla.com dennisthevizsla

    That’s okay, Jeebus loves you anyway.

  • http://www.meandtheblueskies.blogspot.com Preston Brooks

    I give her an A minus. I’d have given her a B+ but I wasn’t she if she wore lipstick. (or maybe just pit bulls do)

  • http://honeywine.wordpress.com honeywine

    *scribbling in memo pad* Google God. Sounds dirty.

  • http://www.blogonkevin.blogspot.com always home and uncool

    NGIP – you are a sick individual. God bless your wicked, wicked heart.

  • http://k1960g.blogspot.com Ken Geraths

    A. no no B. no no A. yep A. that is my final answer. Sorry it took me so long to post this! I read it with in the first hour but was in a hurry, and have been busy!

  • http://olgathetravelingbra.blogspot.com/ Olga, the Traveling Bra

    I don’t know much about goats or God. But I’ve been to http://alicebot.org/igod/“>God’s Chat Room and that place is puuuuuuuuuure evil!

  • http://ianimateyou.blogspot.com/ Bill Libbey

    FUNNIEST plug for ettarose-edgeofinsanity!!!! Personally, I love goats, used to have a farm – they have amazingly distinct personalities compared to other animals. Panties or not.

  • http://aileni.blogspot.com Aileni

    It is a very nice goat. We had a puck called Lucky who looked like that – he was a sweet fellow unlike his bloody father who can be seen somewhere on site.