http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-gas-onto-you.html A humor column Thu, 09 Feb 2012 19:38:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11450 John J Savo, the Authoring Auc Tue, 26 Aug 2008 11:52:39 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-the-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11450 The price of gas has caused everything to go up. EVERYTHING. So if anybody wants to lock in the price of sex, just visit MyWhores.com so that when hooker prices rise, you still pay the old price. The price of gas has caused everything to go up. EVERYTHING. So if anybody wants to lock in the price of sex, just visit MyWhores.com so that when hooker prices rise, you still pay the old price.

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11449 Jamie Tue, 26 Aug 2008 10:19:44 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-the-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11449 Preach on sista. I would put money in your offering plate. I do drive a gas hog, but I don't complain...because I new what I was getting into. If it cost me a extra 100 bucks a month to enure a little more safty on the freeway at 70mph in case of a accident than here is my debit cars. I will buy a hybrid suburban next time. Yes they do make them! Preach on sista. I would put money in your offering plate. I do drive a gas hog, but I don’t complain…because I new what I was getting into. If it cost me a extra 100 bucks a month to enure a little more safty on the freeway at 70mph in case of a accident than here is my debit cars. I will buy a hybrid suburban next time. Yes they do make them!

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11448 DrowseyMonkey Sun, 24 Aug 2008 18:05:58 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-the-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11448 The thing is ... everything goes up in prices... the media just loves to focus on one thing. Drives me nuts too. I haven't been able to afford to go for a leisurely drive for years now,welcome to my world, I say ;) The thing is … everything goes up in prices… the media just loves to focus on one thing. Drives me nuts too.
I haven’t been able to afford to go for a leisurely drive for years now,welcome to my world, I say

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11447 JD at I Do Things Sun, 24 Aug 2008 04:55:15 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-the-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11447 Thanks so much for the shout-out! And especially for highlighting Babs's awesome Glass Poo award. Yeah, I have no intention of sharing that baby. It's mine, all mine (thousands of grateful bloggers sigh in relief). Thanks so much for the shout-out! And especially for highlighting Babs’s awesome Glass Poo award. Yeah, I have no intention of sharing that baby. It’s mine, all mine (thousands of grateful bloggers sigh in relief).

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11446 Leeuna Sat, 23 Aug 2008 21:38:12 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-the-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11446 OMG! I think I hurt myself. This has to be the funniest post I've ever read. Thanks for the gut-busting laugh. OMG! I think I hurt myself. This has to be the funniest post I’ve ever read. Thanks for the gut-busting laugh.

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11445 Midlife Slices Sat, 23 Aug 2008 11:36:31 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-the-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11445 I'm one of those damn gas guzzling SUV drivers and I'm proud of it! No twelve step program for me though because I'm spoiled and I do lots of driving and ain't gonna drive a clown box around just to make the Liberals feel better about the size of the carbon footprint Mr. Gore is leaving. Plus I don't complain, I just exclaim "Holy Crap" when it cost me a hundred bucks to fill up. Lock in gas? Hahaha...that makes me laugh and want to book a trip to Vegas for some reason. I’m one of those damn gas guzzling SUV drivers and I’m proud of it! No twelve step program for me though because I’m spoiled and I do lots of driving and ain’t gonna drive a clown box around just to make the Liberals feel better about the size of the carbon footprint Mr. Gore is leaving. Plus I don’t complain, I just exclaim “Holy Crap” when it cost me a hundred bucks to fill up. Lock in gas? Hahaha…that makes me laugh and want to book a trip to Vegas for some reason.

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11444 dennisthevizsla Sat, 23 Aug 2008 10:32:27 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-the-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11444 I would say at least your converted school bus probably runs on diesel, but that's even more expensive than regular out here ... ;-) I would say at least your converted school bus probably runs on diesel, but that’s even more expensive than regular out here …

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11443 ettarose Sat, 23 Aug 2008 08:25:31 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-the-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11443 I did a post a while back about going back to riding horses. Then I heard hay went up because of the stupid frickin gas companies. Bastards! I did a post a while back about going back to riding horses. Then I heard hay went up because of the stupid frickin gas companies. Bastards!

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11442 Whup-Ass Master Sat, 23 Aug 2008 06:41:44 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-the-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11442 Excellent. We blogrolled you for this one. Cheers! Excellent. We blogrolled you for this one. Cheers!

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11441 Tracy Sat, 23 Aug 2008 04:30:06 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-the-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11441 The thing that makes me so mad about the enormous SUV drivers is the fact that they really can't even drive them! They drive in the middle of the lanes because they can't tell where their behemoth car ends,they make super wide turns, and swerve all over the darn place. And what's more outrageous is that they do all of this while on their frippin cell phone. But that's another rant for another day, right? The thing that makes me so mad about the enormous SUV drivers is the fact that they really can’t even drive them! They drive in the middle of the lanes because they can’t tell where their behemoth car ends,they make super wide turns, and swerve all over the darn place. And what’s more outrageous is that they do all of this while on their frippin cell phone. But that’s another rant for another day, right?

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11440 gingela5 Sat, 23 Aug 2008 01:17:13 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-the-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11440 Yeah, we just bought an SUV so I guess we're adding to the problem! But, we're not really complaining about gas either! Yeah, we just bought an SUV so I guess we’re adding to the problem! But, we’re not really complaining about gas either!

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11439 Chris Wood Fri, 22 Aug 2008 23:21:32 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-the-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11439 Oh my god ... look, I'm sorry, but (yeeesh) .... (blanches) I had a conversation like that about three weeks ago (crap!) sorry sorry feel bad ... I am gargling bleach as I write this & have the handgun ready ... ohhh, I knew life would go like this .... Seriously though, those fuckers with the SUVs should be forced to drink the amount of petrol they use each day. Or something. Provided somebody who isn't me gets blamed, that's the main thing. Oh my god … look, I’m sorry, but (yeeesh) …. (blanches) I had a conversation like that about three weeks ago (crap!) sorry sorry feel bad … I am gargling bleach as I write this & have the handgun ready … ohhh, I knew life would go like this ….
Seriously though, those fuckers with the SUVs should be forced to drink the amount of petrol they use each day. Or something. Provided somebody who isn’t me gets blamed, that’s the main thing.

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11438 Lori Fri, 22 Aug 2008 22:57:15 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-the-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11438 Where I live in lovely Sacramento has a dearth of bus routes. One. Two if you want to transfer and take a 45 minutes ride for what would take 11. It's kind of a Catch-22. You can't take the bus, because there aren't enough routes (RT sliced routes earlier this year too in other parts of town). But, they won't add routes unless there are enough riders. Makes a lot of sense. I did get sent an RT field survey and weighed in, because they know there's a problem, but by the time they study it and hold meetings and try and find budget that doesn't exist, my kids will be out of high school and have moved to Iowa or something (where there are plenty of bus routes, by the way). There's a great Sacramento blog called RT Rider that weighs on on this every day. Sounds boring, but it's really pretty darned good. Where I live in lovely Sacramento has a dearth of bus routes. One. Two if you want to transfer and take a 45 minutes ride for what would take 11.
It’s kind of a Catch-22. You can’t take the bus, because there aren’t enough routes (RT sliced routes earlier this year too in other parts of town). But, they won’t add routes unless there are enough riders. Makes a lot of sense.
I did get sent an RT field survey and weighed in, because they know there’s a problem, but by the time they study it and hold meetings and try and find budget that doesn’t exist, my kids will be out of high school and have moved to Iowa or something (where there are plenty of bus routes, by the way).
There’s a great Sacramento blog called RT Rider that weighs on on this every day. Sounds boring, but it’s really pretty darned good.

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11437 Ken Geraths Fri, 22 Aug 2008 19:54:17 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-the-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11437 Right-on!, I bike all over town. It's three years old and just shy 3,000 mls. And I have never put 1 drop of gas in it at any price! Right-on!, I bike all over town. It’s three years old and just shy 3,000 mls. And I have never put 1 drop of gas in it at any price!

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11436 Scratch Bags Fri, 22 Aug 2008 16:18:10 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-the-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11436 I was reading somewhere that bicycles are the next big thing.I wonder how will we ever ride bicycles wearing boots and skirts. In that case men will get their daily eye candies.lol. I can never get over with that anti-memeite post. Darn! ROFL I was reading somewhere that bicycles are the next big thing.I wonder how will we ever ride bicycles wearing boots and skirts. In that case men will get their daily eye candies.lol.
I can never get over with that anti-memeite post. Darn! ROFL

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11435 Acorn King Fri, 22 Aug 2008 13:13:59 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-the-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11435 I've just stopped driving my car, it sucks down far too much gas. I now only drive one of those Power Wheels toy cars. It does well at the pump, but man the price of D batteries is killing me! I’ve just stopped driving my car, it sucks down far too much gas. I now only drive one of those Power Wheels toy cars. It does well at the pump, but man the price of D batteries is killing me!

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11434 Margaret Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:52:55 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-the-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11434 Thanks for the head up, ExploreSacto. It's Buyer Beware!!!! Thanks for the head up, ExploreSacto. It’s Buyer Beware!!!!

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11433 Alicia Fri, 22 Aug 2008 10:45:36 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-the-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11433 It is just so hard riding that damn bike after a visit to my favorite tavern..hehe It is just so hard riding that damn bike after a visit to my favorite tavern..hehe

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11432 ExploreSACRAMENTO.com Fri, 22 Aug 2008 09:44:33 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-the-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11432 Regarding MyGallons.com - Here's an article from LATimes.com titled, "Gasoline seller MyGallons.com gets 'F' from Better Business Bureau" http://www.latimes.com/technology/la-fi-mygallons4-2008jul04,0,4026537.story Regarding MyGallons.com – Here’s an article from LATimes.com titled, “Gasoline seller MyGallons.com gets ‘F’ from Better Business Bureau”
http://www.latimes.com/technology/la-fi-mygallons4-2008jul04,0,4026537.story

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11431 chat blanc Fri, 22 Aug 2008 07:16:55 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/08/we-pass-the-gas-onto-you.html#comment-11431 See, the fuel prices are exactly why I'm an advocate for ALL kids cramming into a short-bus to go to school. Saves gas AND promotes togetherness. See, the fuel prices are exactly why I’m an advocate for ALL kids cramming into a short-bus to go to school. Saves gas AND promotes togetherness.

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