Comments on: Perverts and Abacuses (or is it Abaci?)

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Sun, 21 Jun 2009 09:38:34 +0000

GOOD GOAT
LOVE DINDO ADLAWAN

By: Powerful Peace

Powerful Peace — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 12:30:59 +0000

You’re eliminating all hope for world peace…one post at a time???
I’m sitting here trying to save the world with [shameless plug]:
!!! PowerfulPeace.WordPress.com !!!
Still, I suppose it’s a fair tradeoff, because your stuff is really freaking funny. AND…I believe that when people see really freaking funny things, it takes the edge off a little, and they stop wanting to chop each other’s heads off so much. So – I win. World Peace.
You may have to re-think your elimination strategy.
By the way – seriously, this is the last thing – my SEAL Platoon nickname was “Goat”, and I don’t even thinks goats are sexy at all. Unless I’m really tired.

By: WomenBloom

WomenBloom — Wed, 20 Aug 2008 22:40:41 +0000

N Girl,
Remind me never to play Scrabble with you. Abacus?? Abaci?
Whee Whooo! from Texas. I’m in Austin and we’re marchin’ to a slightly different drummer than the rest of the state!

By: georgie

georgie — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 10:12:51 +0000

I cant believe I just found your blog…I think from the lynn the pigg bank painters blog roll…but Lord ta Day am I ever glad I did…you CRACK me up!
I have never seen a vending machine quite like that before!

By: texasholly @ june cleaver nirv

texasholly @ june cleaver nirv — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 10:54:11 +0000

I refuse to leave until I hear the abaci story. Really. I am not leaving.
Thanks for the shout out for the fellow Texans. I am in love with the goat vending machine.
I am not surprised you have Google trouble with panties in your name.

By: diesel

diesel — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 10:48:45 +0000

This reminds me of the scene in Take the Money and Run where Woody Allen is trying to rob a bank with a note that says “I have a gun”, but the teller is convinced that it says “gub”.

By: Mojo

Mojo — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 10:26:01 +0000

My top ranked search terms are still from that effing rant I did on the fritos bag sold on ebay for $565. But I got one the other day that made me smile: “what is the coolest word?”. I’d just written this about the word “vapid sorostitutes”. More recently someone landed at my doorstep after searching for “pilferage”. This searcher hailed all the way from East Orange, NJ. Talk about embracing the stereotype.
But I seldom get pervs. Or maybe I just don’t have the same threshold of pervism as you do. Maybe I’m the goat-loving abacus clicker who wants to do upskirt voyeur videos in the shadow of the Taj Majal.
Actually… that last one sounds kinda fun.
Someone fetch me my slide rule…

By: Minnesota Matron

Minnesota Matron — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 08:40:11 +0000

Hey, the Matron once titled a post “Why the Matron Loves Women” and her 150 readers turned into 300 for that day. Perverts, looking for a thrill, under any other name.

By: Minnesota Matron

Minnesota Matron — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 08:39:07 +0000

Hey, the Matron once had a post titled: “Why the Matron Loves Women” and she went from her usual 150 to 300 readers!! Egads, those perverts, looking for thrills (but not by thy own name).

By: JD at I Do Things

JD at I Do Things — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 06:32:00 +0000

I hope you can’t figure out the ISP address of some of those weird Google searchers. Like, whoever searched for “how to shorten your poo”? If you were to find out who that was . . . well, you couldn’t right? Could you?

By: RphMommy

RphMommy — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 04:24:28 +0000

I think yours have mine beat. Not only do you have poo, but you have pantys. So much better than the regular panties.
I’m jealous.

By: brittany

brittany — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 04:15:10 +0000

You know, that is the one thing that has always bugged me about perverts, bad grammar.

By: The Keeper

The Keeper — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 03:42:37 +0000

Goats in Pannies !!!!!! I think you might be slightly crazy…….I love it!!

By: Tiggy

Tiggy — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 22:48:37 +0000

Some of the bizarre things I type into Google when I’m researching a post (totally innnocently for my blog of course) – I’m expecting a knock at the door from the authorities any second.
‘wearing no any panties thumbs’ may have been me.

By: chelle

chelle — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 22:10:10 +0000

You are the first person I’ve heard use the word abacus in a sentence, ever.
It’s nice to see a vending machine with something different for a change.

By: RennyBA's Terella

RennyBA's Terella — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 19:21:36 +0000

Here from Diane’s – congrats with your award. I got it too – an honour to be listed among yours!
Btw: Hello from Norway – Great blog – nice to meet you!

By: Davina

Davina — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 15:21:00 +0000

Interesting “Giggle Searches”… I mean Google Searches! Sickos. Kinda “gets your goat” doesn’t it?

By: Larissa

Larissa — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 15:10:09 +0000

It is amazing that the people that use such search terms are even on the same PLANET as the rest of us…
Or ARE they? (Cue Twilight Zone muzak)
And the panties in India? Are they planning an extended vacation and planning on picking up some one-night stands at the local curry establishment, hoping desperately to NOT be pegged as a tourist when stripping down to the skivvies? Or maybe doing research on where to travel for the next series of “Upskirt Cams?”
Oh, the thoughts I think. It kinda makes my brain feel like Jell-o.
Wait, no… that’s just the painkillers.
Heh.
PS. I added you to my blogroll! Woot!

By: dennisthevizsla

dennisthevizsla — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 12:31:54 +0000

Prepare for a flood of perverts who enjoy arithmetic!
It’s funny, I have a post titled “My Wife Went To A Party And All I Got Were These Lousy Instructions” (explaining how to feed the dogs … it’s complicated) and I’m still to this day getting hits from people searching for some variant of “wife likes to party”. I don’t think I have what they were looking for.

By: Janie

Janie — Sat, 09 Aug 2008 09:35:07 +0000

I went to a “first annual goat barbeque” in Texas about 3 years ago but there never was a second or third or…..
Hmm…..maybe it was because they didn’t have an abacus.