I’m blogsitting for Merlotmom today while she’s in Japan and you know what THAT means! PARTY AT MERLOTMOM’S! Everybody follow me over there; you people in the back can just keep your eye on this little doo-hickey on a stick that I’m holding up way out here in front, or just follow the crowd.
By the way, there’s a wine cellar. And since I’m guest blogging and drinking and can’t keep my big trap shut, I reward you for that extra click by divulging a big secret about Merlotmom. So, if you decide to blab it to the rest of the world, don’t mention my name. The post is entitled: Guest Blogger Makes Herself at Home. And Spills.
* * * NGIP SHOUT OUTS * * *
Georgie over at Confessions Of… has a sister she calls The Faloozie – I’m sure it comes from love. The Faloozie sent her a funny little piece that may hit a little too close to home for us bloggers. It’s called A Living Will and it’s pretty dang funny. WARNING: If you are in your office, or the baby has finally, by the grace of God, fallen asleep, turn down your volume before heading over there. At press time, I got blasted by The Scorpions. Listening to her playlist may bring visions of Hair Bands and Flashdance and MTV (back when they used to play music videos) and all things 80s. Plus a little Gwen and Beyonce thrown in for good measure. A big THANK YOU to Georgie for adding Nanny Goats In Panties to her blog roll!
An NYC friend of mine got a new puppy: a Vizsla. I’d never heard of them before and suddenly it seems as though they are popping up all over the place. (Is there some psychological term for that phenomenon of things you thought never existed before but were there all along, you just became sensitized to it?) Apparently, these dogs are even blogging. Dennis The Visla of Dennis’ Diary of Destruction is such a dog. His spelling is atrocious, but he’s a dog fer chrissakes! This mattress-eating dog’s latest adventure begins with a post called hay, thats my bed!!! beginning with Dennis The Vizsla’s discovery of gophers making off with his mattress. This may be a job for The Mattress Police! Thank you, little doggie, for adding NGIP to your blog roll!
awwww TY NGIP for the shoutout! and yes the term “faloozie” is meant in love
I see I got a few days readin to catch up on…daddies keepin me busy
LMAO, every time I read samoething you do! I was over at just a girl’s place and was reading her comments!
both you and her are great! you never fail to make me laugh.
The bad thing is it’s 3:30 am.
I think I woke the monster up (room mate)
i leave for a few days and wallia i am deleted from the blogroll thanks alot nanny. Catching up on your blog today always a great read. AND i am so with you one more word about gas prices and I am going into full on GAS RAGE, I might even start blowing shit up
I went over there late ang got stuck in a guest bedroom under the hats and coats. So any secrets let out there are safe with me. Didn’t hear a thing.
I see you’re up for review at Ask and Ye Shall Receive this week! Good luck!
hello nannygoats this is dennis the vizsla dog hay thank yoo for the showt owt that wuz verry nise of yoo and of korse i wuz happy to add yoo to my blogroll becuz i had noted a seveer shortadj of farm animalz on my roster ennyway with respekt to vizslas beeing barkless i can ashoor yoo that theez are just evil roomers spred by cats and ninja hedjhogs we vizslas are kwite capabul of barking and in fakt my brother tucker likes to annoy mama and dada by repeetedly running owtside and barking at nuthing in the middel of the nite wich is why the rest of us dogs now hav to sleep with the dog door clozed way to spoyl it for evrywun tucker!!!! ok bye
One more glass of wine and I’ll be dead asleep. MUST . RETURN . TOMORROW.
This is a german wine. Very good…..SCHMITT SOHNE Riesling. Ohhh, it’s dated 2006!! Man, I”m livin on the edge!!
Ironic enough, everytime we invite company over to the house we end up with stains on the carpet.
Spillage = Suckage.
But i’m sure she’ll get over it, afterall… it’s all in good fun, right?
Been having a foul day getting nowhere with my book, so it was great to come here and get cheered up. Many thanks.
Definitely an honor for those dogs to be featured in this post… Everybody seems to be checking ’em out.. I might just as well! hehe
You’re welcome for the blogroll-ing…? is that a verb?
But really, I should be thanking you for being entertaining and gracing my Gmail Reader every morning! I finally figured out how to get the rating thing to work…after 4 straight hours of “WTF” and “GOD DAMN IT WHY WONT YOU JUST WORK” then 5 minutes of actually, you know, READING the directions and sheepishly seeing how simple it was.
Hi NGIP. As I said over at Merlotmom, “Cheers to your guest post NGIP.” It was very entertaining (hick). Can you get wine stains out of panties?
The only time I’ve heard of a Vizsla was on the Dog Whisperer…seemed like a really cute dog! I’ll head over to Merlotmom to check you out!
Daisy and I type a little better but only when we haven’t been drinking (so I make no promises.) We’ve added Nanny Goats in Panties to our BlogRoll as well- we think you’re a hoot.
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@colbymarshall – I’m not sure if the vizsla is the barkless dog. We could ask Dennis the Vizsla. Perhaps he will chime in later.
I’ll have to check out Merlotmom… Although I’m on my lunchbreak– can we visit without a glass of wine in hand? Or else, I’ll have to pop by again after 5. 🙂
If you’re passing out Merlot I’ll be there. It’s after ten a.m.–I’m ready!
Isn’t the visla the “barkless dog”…I know there is one, and for some reason I’m thinking this is it…