Folsom, California is one of those suburbs that seem to be made up of white, SUV-driving, stay-at-home, soccer moms. Rumor has it the city council tried to change the town’s name to Stepford. And when the editors at Stuff White People Like look for material, they infiltrate Folsom and take notes.
Now, Folsom isn’t racist or anything. They think everyone should have a black friend or two.
While cruising the outlet mall in Folsom today, shopping for shoes, I came across this:
It was the only pair in the store.
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We close today with a few search terms recently used by wierdos to get to Nanny Goats In Panties:
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