http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html A humor column Fri, 10 Feb 2012 20:12:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16128 HRH Sat, 26 Jul 2008 08:39:31 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16128 I am so against the to do list. If you get a good price let me know. I might make one up if something good could come of it. I am so against the to do list. If you get a good price let me know. I might make one up if something good could come of it.

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16127 Mike S Sat, 26 Jul 2008 05:33:16 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16127 As both husband & landlord/repairman I actually keep 3 lists. 1)tenants requests, these are just the sensible ones & very likely will get done. 2)my 'post-its', things I know I want to do but may or may not ever do. 3) SWMBO requests, list of SWMBO 'requests for immediate action'; these either get done on about 3rd repeated request if followed by 'make your life miserable' type sounds directed my way or they're easily taken care of by saying 'they're getting higher on the list My Dear'. Well, if I keep adding to the list they ARE getting 'higher' onna list, not like I claimed 'getting closer to the top' of list or anything, right??? As both husband & landlord/repairman I actually keep 3 lists. 1)tenants requests, these are just the sensible ones & very likely will get done. 2)my ‘post-its’, things I know I want to do but may or may not ever do. 3) SWMBO requests, list of SWMBO ‘requests for immediate action’; these either get done on about 3rd repeated request if followed by ‘make your life miserable’ type sounds directed my way or they’re easily taken care of by saying ‘they’re getting higher on the list My Dear’. Well, if I keep adding to the list they ARE getting ‘higher’ onna list, not like I claimed ‘getting closer to the top’ of list or anything, right???

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16126 Queen of Shake Shake Sat, 26 Jul 2008 05:31:29 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16126 I use to be a fit huge list ho. I gave up my sinning ways and the only list I now make is a grocery list. Life is much better. I use to be a fit huge list ho. I gave up my sinning ways and the only list I now make is a grocery list.
Life is much better.

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16125 Tricia Fri, 25 Jul 2008 23:17:45 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16125 I tried that making lists thing. I've used paper, I've used computer programs and even my damn crackberry, and after all that list making, I'm worn out. The bank can have mine too!! I tried that making lists thing. I’ve used paper, I’ve used computer programs and even my damn crackberry, and after all that list making, I’m worn out. The bank can have mine too!!

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16124 Scratch Bags Fri, 25 Jul 2008 11:25:34 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16124 Good Lord! the walls of my rooms are full of colorful post its, and half of the tasks that I write every night are left undone. I think I do it only for my mental satisfaction. Actually the secret is I love post its, and the colors especially amuse me. But I like using pencils, colorful ones obviously. Good to know that there are procrastinators all across the globe. lol [I tried subscribing to your blog through feed burner, but it's showing an error.] Good Lord! the walls of my rooms are full of colorful post its, and half of the tasks that I write every night are left undone. I think I do it only for my mental satisfaction. Actually the secret is I love post its, and the colors especially amuse me. But I like using pencils, colorful ones obviously. Good to know that there are procrastinators all across the globe. lol
[I tried subscribing to your blog through feed burner, but it's showing an error.]

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16123 Madge Fri, 25 Jul 2008 05:36:29 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16123 I'm a list maker. yes i am. stop mocking me. I don't care. I'm going to put not caring about you mocking me on my list of things to do today. I’m a list maker. yes i am. stop mocking me. I don’t care. I’m going to put not caring about you mocking me on my list of things to do today.

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16122 honeywine Fri, 25 Jul 2008 03:41:05 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16122 I routinely find to-do lists from years past. Some of that crap still isn't going to get done! Why would I even want to paint the bathroom wall in tiger stripes? I routinely find to-do lists from years past. Some of that crap still isn’t going to get done! Why would I even want to paint the bathroom wall in tiger stripes?

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16121 Jennifer, Playgroups are no pl Fri, 25 Jul 2008 03:29:59 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16121 I just watched a show on National Geographic last night about repo men...I *think* they mentioned something about coming after your todo list. Don't be surprised if you hear a knock at the door at 2 AM! I just watched a show on National Geographic last night about repo men…I *think* they mentioned something about coming after your todo list. Don’t be surprised if you hear a knock at the door at 2 AM!

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16120 chatblanc Fri, 25 Jul 2008 01:51:07 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16120 My "to do" lists are never completed or very helpful, but I enjoy pointless endeavors so much that i can't give it up. My “to do” lists are never completed or very helpful, but I enjoy pointless endeavors so much that i can’t give it up.

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16119 Joe Fri, 25 Jul 2008 01:28:49 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16119 If you were afflicted with CRS, you would appreciate the beauty of the "to do" list. The Crotchty Old Lady made a to do list to help organize herself. 2 days later she made another to do list. Item # 1: Find old to do list. If you were afflicted with CRS, you would appreciate the beauty of the “to do” list.
The Crotchty Old Lady made a to do list to help organize herself.
2 days later she made another to do list.
Item # 1: Find old to do list.

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16118 Lisa Fri, 25 Jul 2008 00:52:55 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16118 I agree with the first commenter. I specifically accomplish things and put them on my "to-do" list so I can cross it off and look like I actually did something. Works every time. otherwise my to-do list would be like huge! I agree with the first commenter. I specifically accomplish things and put them on my “to-do” list so I can cross it off and look like I actually did something.
Works every time.
otherwise my to-do list would be like huge!

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16117 always home and uncool Fri, 25 Jul 2008 00:41:41 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16117 I always misplace my ToDo lists. Kinda self-defeatist, no? I always misplace my ToDo lists. Kinda self-defeatist, no?

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16116 The Hypocritical One.... Fri, 25 Jul 2008 00:15:19 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16116 What about lists for the grocery store?? If I don't write it down, it won't get purchased....except for cookies and snacks, and then I'll purchase 5 times what is on the list. What about lists for the grocery store?? If I don’t write it down, it won’t get purchased….except for cookies and snacks, and then I’ll purchase 5 times what is on the list.

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16115 MJ Thu, 24 Jul 2008 23:37:24 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16115 I leave mine in a drawer. If you can't see it, it's not there.... "Out of sight, out of mind." Right? I leave mine in a drawer. If you can’t see it, it’s not there….
“Out of sight, out of mind.” Right?

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16114 Kirsten Thu, 24 Jul 2008 23:06:37 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16114 It's funny that Qelqoth doesn't like to do lists! "alcohol, fornication, excessive violence and mind altering drugs" are actually all ON my to do list. ; ) It’s funny that Qelqoth doesn’t like to do lists!
“alcohol, fornication, excessive violence and mind altering drugs” are actually all ON my to do list. ; )

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16113 Melody Platz Thu, 24 Jul 2008 22:30:19 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16113 The trick with To-Do lists is to write down things like: 1. 15 minutes sweep kitchen floor followed by 2. two-day massage accompanied by frequent chocolate eating breaks. The trick with To-Do lists is to write down things like:
1. 15 minutes sweep kitchen floor
followed by
2. two-day massage accompanied by frequent chocolate eating breaks.

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16112 Lori Thu, 24 Jul 2008 21:45:09 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16112 You'd hate me: http://hahnathome.com/?p=1018 You’d hate me: http://hahnathome.com/?p=1018

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16102 Qelqoth Thu, 24 Jul 2008 19:31:44 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16102 I hate to break it to you...but "To Do" lists is the deformed child of middle management. Using them will destroy your soul. Instead, try alcohol, fornication, excessive violence and mind altering drugs. Sure, they're also ingredients for self destruction but you can have a lot more fun that way. "To Do" lists indeed. What the fuck were you thinking?! I hate to break it to you…but “To Do” lists is the deformed child of middle management. Using them will destroy your soul.
Instead, try alcohol, fornication, excessive violence and mind altering drugs.
Sure, they’re also ingredients for self destruction but you can have a lot more fun that way.
“To Do” lists indeed. What the fuck were you thinking?!

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16111 James Viscosi Thu, 24 Jul 2008 11:38:37 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16111 I don't have to-do lists. I have sticky notes that I promptly lose. Oh, I also send myself e-mails, which I then delete. I don’t have to-do lists. I have sticky notes that I promptly lose. Oh, I also send myself e-mails, which I then delete.

]]> http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16110 Jinksy Thu, 24 Jul 2008 11:01:45 +0000 http://www.nannygoatsinpanties.com/2008/07/add-that-to-your-todo-list-and-smoke-it.html#comment-16110 I much prefer writing Done Lists, instead of To Do lists. Its makes you feel like you've accomplished a great deal more. I much prefer writing Done Lists, instead of To Do lists.
Its makes you feel like you’ve accomplished a great deal more.

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