Sometimes you just don’t want to go all the way to Cuba for good cigar. That’s why I get mine illegally from Mr. Wortheimer down at the local Fireworks, Bank Robbery Supplies and Contraband store. I cruised by last week to pick me up some fat stogies. Here’s a picture of the place:
See the white sign in the window? Here’s a closer look:
Now, what I want to know is, what could the Terminator have possibly done to piss this guy off? Any ideas?
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