So for some reason you click on a link which links to something else which links to something else and pretty soon you’ve got 14 browsers open and you are way out there in cyberspace losing your mind, exacerbating your ADD, completely forgetting to eat, and now you can’t remember what the hell you were searching Google for in the first place.
And so it was on one of these occasions I tripped over the Sacramento Top 25 website. And I decided that Nanny Goats in Panties MUST BE ON THIS LIST. It became my life’s goal to be one of the Top 25. I could be a contender. I could BE somebody.
As of press time, wee little Nanny Goats is ranked number 63 out of the 77 sites listed at the Sacramento Top 25. If you could see your way to clicking that logo on each visit here, or as often as you can remember, I want to see just how far I can climb. Will Nanny Goats make the Top 25? The rankings are reset every two weeks, so tune in tomorrow, and the next day, and the next day, and …now a word from our sponsor…
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…And now back to our regularly scheduled programming. The Top 25. Remember kiddies, vote early and vote often. Just clicking the logo on the left activates a vote for Nanny Goats.
