What's the Matter With You People?

While shopping for perfume today -- I was looking for something reminiscent of seaweed or algae with a real swampy finish -- I noticed they were having a fire sale on domain names. I pessimistically checked the availability of nannygoatsinpanties.com and would you believe it wasn't taken? I mean, how stupid is everyone? Am I the only one who thinks the name is so common, that everyone would have had one by now? There it was in the bargain bin, reduced several times, oppressed and deprived of its rights. I said 'No one puts baby in a corner' and grabbed that bad boy for 10 bucks.

And now it's mine, all mine!

And you can't have it, because I took the last one.

Now, aren't you all ashamed of yourselves?