You Sexy Thing (The Cheesy Version)

In celebration of Pack Rat Day (which was actually last week), I give you a mouse singing 'You Sexy Thing' to a piece of cheese.

Will She or Won't She?

Introducing the lovely and talented ... thing, singing her rendition (or someone else's) of I Will Survive.

Free Range Chicken Poop for your lips

This is not a commercial, but I do want to tell you about a product, just so you know it exists. And you heard it here. It's called Chicken Poop Lip Junk, or something like that. You can find it at ilovechickenpoop.com (or call them at 316-263-POOP), but Drugstore.com sells it cheaper if you actually want to buy it.

What if God Had a MySpace?

Happy Limerick Day

According to my complimentary NPR calendar, today is Limerick Day.

In celebration of this sacred Irish occasion, I shall foist upon you my literary talents in poetry. To wit:

There once was a man from Nantucket,

Who cased the street fair with a bucket.

His slow pace would quicken,

Then nab a white chicken,

And later would randomly pluck it.

Top 'O the Evenin' to ye.